If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

[Pua'i Mana'o]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

I want to be that Cuban investment banker chick who is married to the Rock.

[Lei Liko]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

When I was in LA last June, I stayed with my struggling actor friend at the Promenade in Burbank.

He and I went for a drunken late night dip in the hot tub, and Mr. Jeremy and Miss Chyna Doll join us about 20 minutes later. Alex neglects to tell me that Chyna lives in his complex.

While they were both very nice people, I knew I had to sanitize myself once we got back to his apartment. I scrubbed and scrubbed myself in the shower. Who knows what kind of crud I was covered in in that hot tub?

[Pua'i Mana'o]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

Lei, you win the Ooojie Visual Award.

[1stwahine]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

Ok....am I missing sumting here? Is dat guy really a celebrity? Uh? Plezzzzzzz...somebody tell me NO!

I going eat some more grilled cheese sandwiches.

Auntie Lynn

Update: My question has been answered. OMG! OMG! He got his NERVE! Sum people's children! No moa shame...da UGLY!

Dang! I need a cigarette. NOT. j/k

[damontucker]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

Ok....am I missing sumting here? Is dat guy really a celebrity? Uh? Plezzzzzzz...somebody tell me NO!

I going eat some more grilled cheese sandwiches.

Auntie Lynn

He might not be... but a part of him sure is!

[WindwardOahuRN]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

When I was in LA last June, I stayed with my struggling actor friend at the Promenade in Burbank.

He and I went for a drunken late night dip in the hot tub, and Mr. Jeremy and Miss Chyna Doll join us about 20 minutes later. Alex neglects to tell me that Chyna lives in his complex.

While they were both very nice people, I knew I had to sanitize myself once we got back to his apartment. I scrubbed and scrubbed myself in the shower. Who knows what kind of crud I was covered in in that hot tub?

:::LOSING MY LUNCH:::

[Hellbent]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

i might be wrong, but dont porn stars have to take regular health checks to stay in the industry? still tho, id probably bath in purell.

[Lei Liko]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

i might be wrong, but dont porn stars have to take regular health checks to stay in the industry? still tho, id probably bath in purell.

According to the HBO documentary I watched, they do. They regularly get tested for all the virii floating around.

I'm not familiar with Ron Jeremy's work so I really couldn't tell you if he's still active in that industry. However, they're both very nice and friendly individuals who are very unlike their personalities in the spotlight.

Anyway, to answer the OP's question. Easy. I'd be Oprah Winfrey. I'd donate tons of $$$ and spend craploads of it at the same time.

[WindwardOahuRN]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

i might be wrong, but dont porn stars have to take regular health checks to stay in the industry? still tho, id probably bath in purell.

I laugh at your Purell.

Sheep dip. You'll be wanting to break out the sheep dip.

Followed by a Clorox rinse, and a Lysol douche for the ladies.

Perhaps a round of broad-spectrum IV antibiotics. Toss in a recitation of the Act of Contrition for good luck.

There ya go.

[surfphotog]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

Donald Trump, and I would spend that day making large monetary transfers to a little known surf Photog living in Japans North! he he he

[Mike_Lowery]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

screw being a celebrity. I'm very content being myself.

[GeckoGeek]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

Donald Trump, and I would spend that day making large monetary transfers to a little known surf Photog living in Japans North! he he he

A man after my own heart! I'd be Bill Gates - and transfer money to little known geek in Honolulu. Oh, yeah, and cut the list price of Windows in half and MS Office to 1/3.

[buzz1941]

Re: If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be?

Britney Spears...

Peter

That would be fun. Except I'd stay in the shower all day....