Paris Hilton: Justice is Served?

[tikiyaki]

Re: Paris Hilton: Justice is Served

Lynwood's next to Southgate and Compton, not the best places in the LA metro area. You will never find any celebrities there.

Lynwood...She'll be with tha homies fo sho'.

Let's see if her money buys her protection from the guards...

I bet there's alotta inmates in there just dyin to give her a beat down...I mean, we're not even criminals in here (well, not that I know of) and look at the hostility WE have towards her....Can you imagine an inmate ?

Well...we'll just have to see what kind of crap she has to endure.....

[Lei Liko]

Saw this on another MB and it gave me a chuckle.

[LikaNui]

Re: Paris should share a cell with...

So... who would you like to see as Paris's cellmate?

Well, there's a new candidate -- Lindsay Lohan, who was arrested at 5:30am today on a DUI and also cocaine possession, after she caused yet another auto accident.
Paris and Lindsay forced to share a tiny cell for a few weeks? Now that's "reality" TV.

[modpirate]

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I'd say Dr. Laura, but that might be cruel and unusual punishment.

[LikaNui]

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For those of you wondering how much time Paris would actually serve, CNN had this to say (and much more) on their website today:

"Paris Hilton's mandatory makeover -- from designer duds to jail-issued jumpsuits -- is fast approaching.
"The 26-year-old heiress has until 11:59 p.m. on June 5 to report to the Century Regional Detention Facility to start serving time for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
"A judge sentenced Hilton to 45 days behind bars, but Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said "she will do about 23 days," regardless of when she reports. She may choose to report early, or at an odd hour, to try to avoid media attention. "It's the state law," he said, explaining the "good time/work time" requirement in which "you get days off for every day that you serve."
"He said there's no chance Hilton will be released early due to overcrowding, as actress Michelle Rodriguez was in May 2006, when she served less than one day of a 60-day sentence at the same county jail.
"The situation in the jail will not determine (Hilton's) release," Whitmore said. "She has been given a full sentence. She will do her full sentence."

[Lei Liko]

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Paris surrendered herself to police a few days before the June 5th deadline and is now in custody.

She was smart. She didn't turn herself in at the Lynwood Prison right away. But TMZ was fast and quick!

How wonderful that she got to go to the MTV Movie Awards first!

[Pua'i Mana'o]

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I can sleep safer now knowing that that sordid criminal is behind bars!

(you just know I was waiting to type that).

[tikiyaki]

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Paris surrendered herself to police a few days before the June 5th deadline and is now in custody.

She was smart. She didn't turn herself in at the Lynwood Prison right away. But TMZ was fast and quick!

How wonderful that she got to go to the MTV Movie Awards first!

Wow, I was wondering what that thunderous sounds was I heard....Applause....

[XtCwVz707]

Re: Paris should share a cell with...

ohhh ohhh... this is goood...

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE PARIS HILTON IN A CELL WITH....

MONIQUE- the comedian... and do a pay per view live from the cell..

[Lei Liko]

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ohhh ohhh... this is goood...

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE PARIS HILTON IN A CELL WITH....

MONIQUE- the comedian... and do a pay per view live from the cell..

Monique's a joke. It's bad enough she's already on Flavor of Love: Charm School -- she doesn't need any more exposure. Her holier-than-thou speeches are too much.

I'm wondering who Paris' cellmate is. According to various sources, she'll be in solitary for the most of her stay at the Lynwood Hilton, but they've already pre-screened a cellmate who will live with her.

[XtCwVz707]

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Monique's a joke. It's bad enough she's already on Flavor of Love: Charm School -- she doesn't need any more exposure. Her holier-than-thou speeches are too much.

I'm wondering who Paris' cellmate is. According to various sources, she'll be in solitary for the most of her stay at the Lynwood Hilton, but they've already pre-screened a cellmate who will live with her.

I have to agree with some of the holy-than-thou speeches sometimes too much,..

But I seriously think Monique would cut her down..with just... words.. possibly.. fists... but probably words...

[Random]

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I'm wondering who Paris' cellmate is. According to various sources, she'll be in solitary for the most of her stay at the Lynwood Hilton, but they've already pre-screened a cellmate who will live with her.

"Pre-screened"??? Why? So they don't put a convicted animal killer in the same cell with her?

[XtCwVz707]

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"Pre-screened"??? Why? So they don't put a convicted animal killer in the same cell with her?

LOL!
haha that was a good one..

[nikki]

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I have to agree with some of the holy-than-thou speeches sometimes too much,..

But I seriously think Monique would cut her down..with just... words.. possibly.. fists... but probably words...

I hate to admit it, but I'm a closet 'Charm School' fan. I heard a lot of it is scripted and rehearsed, but I don't care... it's fun

[tikiyaki]

Paris Hilton - justice, my A**

So,

She's already out of jail....

There goes our american justice system.

Any one of us would be serving a year hard time for DUI and violating parole.

I'm ashamed to be an american today.