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  • #16
    Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

    Unless you're generating a sound that is similar to baseball cards in bicycle spokes (thwapitta-thwapitta-thwapitta) I say leave the flappers be.

    I suppose if you are tripping over the flowing drapery surgery might be considered. Or not---you could always offer your services to incubate an orphaned penguin egg.

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    • #17
      Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

      Originally posted by WindwardOahuRN View Post
      Unless you're generating a sound that is similar to baseball cards in bicycle spokes (thwapitta-thwapitta-thwapitta) I say leave the flappers be.

      I suppose if you are tripping over the flowing drapery surgery might be considered. Or not---you could always offer your services to incubate an orphaned penguin egg.
      Your patients must love when you're on rotation!
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      "Be god to each other."

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      • #18
        Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

        OMG...you all are cracking me up here! LMAO I kind of like having some extra padding protecting my vajayjay area even though I admit to having taking a weedwacker to it once in a while (but like all weeds, it grows back!).

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        • #19
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          Forgive me alohacandy, I can't take my eyes off those lips.

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          • #20
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            There will be no blades of any kind anywhere near that area for me! That includes scissors and razors. All skin remains in tact unless there is a medical need to do otherwise. And, either take some ibuprofen and rip the bush out by the roots or leave it be!

            Razors and scissors mean pokey and itchy bush branches! Did I effectively avoid the "naughty" radar?
            Aloha,
            Evelyn
            Homespun Honolulu

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            • #21
              Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

              Originally posted by SusieMisajon View Post
              After my first baby was born, the doctor offered my husband a chance to 'enjoy himself after the birth'...and offered to stitch me up 'snugly' for the purpose of pleasure. I told him to nevermind about that, as I was planning on more kids and didn't want to rip every time.
              ouch! what an extremely painful thought!!! my wife's sister had a tear when she gave birth to her son and it sounded incredibly painful!

              otherwise, this thread is cracking me up!!! vajayjay??? i'm so out of it; thanks for the new word! http://www.wordspy.com/words/vajayjay.asp
              525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?

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              • #22
                Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

                Originally posted by alohacandy View Post
                OMG...you all are cracking me up here! LMAO I kind of like having some extra padding protecting my vajayjay area even though I admit to having taking a weedwacker to it once in a while (but like all weeds, it grows back!).
                Correct term: Bushwhacker. Not Weedwhacker.

                Originally posted by Sprite View Post
                There will be no blades of any kind anywhere near that area for me! That includes scissors and razors. All skin remains in tact unless there is a medical need to do otherwise. And, either take some ibuprofen and rip the bush out by the roots or leave it be!

                Razors and scissors mean pokey and itchy bush branches! Did I effectively avoid the "naughty" radar?
                There is a point where landscaping can become scarily out of control. Especially unattractive with a swimsuit.

                While attempting to surface during a Molokini snorkel adventure my husband came face-to-crotch with a frighteningly overgrown example of neglected shrubbery bursting through the legholes of a lady's swimsuit. Lady attached, of course.

                Best described as a map-o-Tazzie with mutton chops.

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                • #23
                  Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

                  Originally posted by sinjin View Post
                  Not just the women btw, although I don't think it's an attempt to mimic pre-pubescence any more than women who like clean shaven men really go in for young boys.

                  People who don't believe nature can be improved on shouldn't wear shoes IMO.

                  All that porn featuring "clean shaven men"? They aren't marketed towards women.

                  I've never met a red-blooded woman who wanted her man to trim his tar--I cannot even finish my sentence. Just ain't right.

                  pax

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                  • #24
                    Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

                    Originally posted by Sprite View Post
                    Did I effectively avoid the "naughty" radar?
                    I'm guessing that the "naughty radar" has been temporarily disabled, or perhaps is just being ignored by the power-that-be unless this thread gets too, you know, hairy.
                    Like everyone else reading this thread, I've been laughing my (unshaven) a** off!

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                    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

                      Originally posted by Pua'i Mana'o View Post
                      All that porn featuring "clean shaven men"? They aren't marketed towards women.

                      I've never met a red-blooded woman who wanted her man to trim his tar--I cannot even finish my sentence. Just ain't right.
                      I did a guy with a straight razor one time back in the day. He'd heard that it was way good sans fuzz but didn't trust his girlfriend to do it without slicing and dicing him.

                      And no...nothing grew but the size of his eyes the closer the razor got.

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                      • #26
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                        **blinks repeatedly, unsure of what to say next**

                        pax

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                        • #27
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                          Originally posted by Pua'i Mana'o View Post
                          **blinks repeatedly, unsure of what to say next**
                          There are truly no words...

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                          • #28
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                            The girlfriend and my boyfriend (now hub) watched. They were waiting to see if he'd actually let me get that close with a flip out razor and not go shrieking into the night.

                            **watches Pua'i go blind from the blinking**

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                            • #29
                              Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

                              Originally posted by WindwardOahuRN View Post
                              Correct term: Bushwhacker. Not Weedwhacker.



                              There is a point where landscaping can become scarily out of control. Especially unattractive with a swimsuit.

                              While attempting to surface during a Molokini snorkel adventure my husband came face-to-crotch with a frighteningly overgrown example of neglected shrubbery bursting through the legholes of a lady's swimsuit. Lady attached, of course.

                              Best described as a map-o-Tazzie with mutton chops.
                              Yikes! I'm glad he didn't have a coronary or gasp and swallow water! LOL! Perhaps we need to get a complimentary supply of gift certificates from Heaven on Earth! Yeah, that'll happen. It would be funny though.
                              Aloha,
                              Evelyn
                              Homespun Honolulu

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                              • #30
                                Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

                                Originally posted by Peshkwe View Post
                                **watches Pua'i go blind from the blinking**
                                You can go blind from blinking?!? Gee, as a keiki I was only told that you'd go blind from... um... mabberstating. (sp?)
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                                That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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