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    **blinks repeatedly, unsure of what to say next**

    pax

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pua'i Mana'o View Post
    **blinks repeatedly, unsure of what to say next**
    There are truly no words...

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    The girlfriend and my boyfriend (now hub) watched. They were waiting to see if he'd actually let me get that close with a flip out razor and not go shrieking into the night.

    **watches Pua'i go blind from the blinking**

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    Quote Originally Posted by WindwardOahuRN View Post
    Correct term: Bushwhacker. Not Weedwhacker.



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    While attempting to surface during a Molokini snorkel adventure my husband came face-to-crotch with a frighteningly overgrown example of neglected shrubbery bursting through the legholes of a lady's swimsuit. Lady attached, of course.

    Best described as a map-o-Tazzie with mutton chops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peshkwe View Post
    **watches Pua'i go blind from the blinking**
    You can go blind from blinking?!? Gee, as a keiki I was only told that you'd go blind from... um... mabberstating. (sp?)
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    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LikaNui View Post
    You can go blind from blinking?!? Gee, as a keiki I was only told that you'd go blind from... um... mabberstating. (sp?)
    Now that there's chemical enhancement available...you bet!

    And if I hear that 'Viva Las Vegas' rip of a commercial again I could go deaf too
    I'll be taking an ice pick to my ears....bleh

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    Damn, after reading through this thread, I think I'm leaning towards homosexuality, not to mention I'll never eat a slice of Teri Beef again. Thanks guys!

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    Why would a man shave there?
    It doesn't get in the way.

    Leave it as it is. IMO

    Thread drift? Oh sorry.
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    Wouldn't doing kagel exercises do the same thing without the pain and anesthesia? Or go to the gym and do some wide leg squats regularly, be helllot cheaper?

    Did a man think this up or talk some chick into doing this so now its a fad, like silicone boobs, face lifts, fake asses and chocho lips? Vanity I swear.

    So say some female gets this "procedure" done.....there's no cure for ugly? I mean its like assuming you're gotta get more and better action. If I don't know how to use what I got, getting it operated on is not going to teach me jack, you know what I mean.

    Just reading about it makes me "squeeze" so if I read enough about this, that'll fix my BELOT. oops did I say da B-word. My vagina works; why would I let a doctor take a scapel to it? Invest in a Rabbit, shoot. Lynn doesn't need hers anymore...she's got da real thing now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GypsyLika View Post
    Just reading about it makes me "squeeze" so if I read enough about this, that'll fix my BELOT. oops did I say da B-word. My vagina works; why would I let a doctor take a scapel to it? Invest in a Rabbit, shoot. Lynn doesn't need hers anymore...she's got da real thing now.
    I stayed outta dis thread foa a reason!! Tita Lika you pulled me in.

    K-den. Ahhhhh..neba mind.

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    How come all the women get the good medical choices (albeit cosmetic)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GypsyLika View Post
    Wouldn't doing kagel exercises do the same thing without the pain and anesthesia?
    Just a gentle correction, if I may be so bold.

    It's "Kegel" exercises, named for the gynecologist who invented them, Dr. Arnold Kegel.

    "Kagel" exercises involve doing kinky things with a bagel. You may provide your own imaginative interpretation here.

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    You wanna schmear wit dat kagel?

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    Those excersices just work for the interior of the place, and not for the 'drapes'.

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    I just got home from work and HAD to check out this thread. I kept humming the "Do your ears hang low?" song to myself all evening...Thanks a lot Pesh! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by alohacandy View Post
    I just got home from work and HAD to check out this thread. I kept humming the "Do your ears hang low?" song to myself all evening...Thanks a lot Pesh! LOL

    See what I mean about needing a brain wipe song to counteract the durned thing?

    Quote Originally Posted by GypsyLika
    Did a man think this up or talk some chick into doing this so now its a fad, like silicone boobs, face lifts, fake asses and chocho lips? Vanity I swear.
    I have a feeling the procedure for purely cosmetic reasons got going due to vajayjay bling getting ripped out. Plastic surgeons then realized they could make some easy coinage off of the knife addicts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glen Miyashiro View Post
    You wanna schmear wit dat kagel?
    As long as it's not schmeared with shmaltz.

    Poonjegay with a chicken of the sea thing going on...eeewwwww!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Random View Post
    How come all the women get the good medical choices (albeit cosmetic)?
    My thoughts exactly....where's all the overhauling & enhancing the male PIECE! There' Pimp My Ride, Overhaulin, Pimp My Truck, but auwe no Pimp His Dick! Wotsupwitdat?
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    It's out there......ermmmm.... CAUTION!! Some links have NWS or kid safe graphic of before and after pics.

    http://www.new-york-phalloplasty.com/


    Dang...cleaning the turkey for Thanksgiving could become traumatic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peshkwe View Post
    I have a feeling the procedure for purely cosmetic reasons got going due to vajayjay bling getting ripped out.
    Brrrrrr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menehune Man View Post
    Why would a man shave there?
    I think the term "user friendly" might apply here. Who doesn't like clean and smooth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peshkwe View Post
    It's out there......ermmmm.... CAUTION!! Some links have NWS or kid safe graphic of before and after pics.

    http://www.new-york-phalloplasty.com/


    Dang...cleaning the turkey for Thanksgiving could become traumatic

    Will it still go up?
    I'm sorry, the pictures look really painfull. I hope it was worth it. Thats some serious OWWW-WEEEE. Guys really get that done? I was looking for the cost, you gotta call for information.
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    Guys shave?! Ewwwww!

    It's bad enough that some women want to look like kids...but guys? Ick.

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    One of my friends was complaining to us how his girlfriend had large "beef curtains" Another guy suggested he dump her quickly. I found it hipocritical as neither one of them were circumcised. I think shaving doesn't do enough as you can still feel the stubs. Brazilian wax treatments are the only way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SusieMisajon View Post
    Guys shave?! Ewwwww!

    It's bad enough that some women want to look like kids...but guys? Ick.


    A little manscaping shows he appreciates his partner's....erm...'extra curricular activities'. Loose strays are instant fun killers....bigtime!

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