Moray eels have jaws in their throats!

[Leo Lakio]

Re: Moray eels have jaws in their throats!

All right! A professional's contribution!

[Pomai]

Re: Moray eels have jaws in their throats!

That thin black sheet you see
wrapped around musubi
that's a nori.

Ha! Very cool!

Trinitron CRT
Then it was Wega TV
It's a Sony

Walkman Cassette
Now PSP's what I'll get
It's a Sony

[WindwardOahuRN]

Re: Moray eels have jaws in their throats!

Okay. This has tickled my funny bone. Please don't hit me.

When you put on your boots
And hike into the woods
That's a foray.

When Colt Brennan throws high
And receivers comply
That's hip-hooray.

Martin Lawrence you see
And the he is a she
That's Shanaynay.

I repeat---PLEASE don't hit me.

[WindwardOahuRN]

Re: Moray eels have jaws in their throats!

I used to read Mad Magazine all the time when I was a kid. This is fun.


That thin black sheet you see
wrapped around musubi
that's a nori.

---

If a train ride she choose
to knock boots with Tom Cruise
that's DeMornay.


Well, I said it was fun. I didn't say it was funny.

Yeah, it was funny. At least in my book.

[cezanne]

Re: Moray eels have jaws in their throats!

There's a hole, peek inside
Now I no more eye
That's a moray

[GeckoGeek]

Re: Moray eels have jaws in their throats!

When a joke is run
Completely into the ground
That's a-annoying

[Pomai]

Re: Moray eels have jaws in their throats!

When a joke is run
Completely into the ground
That's a-annoying

Your "Geekness" shows in your lack of lyrical skills.

Not to say mines are any better I might add. lol

[GeckoGeek]

Re: Moray eels have jaws in their throats!

Your "Geekness" shows in your lack of lyrical skills.

The phrasing is a bit tricky, but I can make it work in my head.

I hadn't even tried for rhyming.