Those Annoying SPAM emails

[tikiyaki]

Hey everyone. After receiving yet another SPAM email from one of those creative scammers trying to get your bank info, I decided to put them into a BLOG

Some of these stories these spammers come up with are so crazy, I figure they need to be published for the world to see, because they're SO rediculous. So I started THE BIG SPAM to make a journal of these "creative writings".

So send me your BIG SPAM and I will post it.

Please, don't send me viagra, porn, etc ads and stuff...this is only for those far fetched stories from overseas "Millionaires" who want a "bank account to store their money in".

I know you've all gotten them, so send them to spamjournals@gmail.com, and I will post them.

Mahalo

[infinitypro]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

I'll contribute if I happen to come upon one, but I probably won't since I automatically delete any email sent from someone I don't know. May I ask, why are you so brave to open an unknown email when we're warned not too, to prevent a virus from spreading? Just curious.

[mel]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

I hate spammers. They should all die.

[Leo Lakio]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

They should all die.

You'll get your wish - eventually.

[mel]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

Through natural causes it may be too slow. Perhaps round them up on an island and nuke em.

[GeckoGeek]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

Perhaps round them up on an island and nuke em.

Too quick. Ball peen hammer to the knuckles so they can never touch-type again. (Hey, they're not just spammers, they're thieves!)

[cezanne]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

I wanna know how to get rid of those "mailer-daemon returned email" emails. Looks like my email addy is used to spam other peeps... but if they got spamblock or whatever... it comes back to me... hundreds a day. Norton Internet Security weeds them out to the spam folder but its still annoying.

[Pua'i Mana'o]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

I get a love letter from those dirty buggahs every single day to my work email. Googling it, I found that email addy (which I have had since 1995) listed on some stooopidfreakingfracka website.



I don't know how they know me, but I am very, very trustworthy, according to all of them. Further, if my calculations are correct and a mere 10% of these guys were legit, the cumulative amount of funds offered to be put in my protective custody would be greater than all the cash in current circulation on this whole planet.

[tikiyaki]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

I'll contribute if I happen to come upon one, but I probably won't since I automatically delete any email sent from someone I don't know. May I ask, why are you so brave to open an unknown email when we're warned not too, to prevent a virus from spreading? Just curious.

I have a MAC. We don't get those standard PC viruses.

[GeckoGeek]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

I have a MAC. We don't get those standard PC viruses.

Until the day you open a Mac virus email.

There are also ones that are written in Java. They are multi-platform viruses.

[infinitypro]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

I have a MAC. We don't get those standard PC viruses.

Makes sense, I have a MAC-NV.

[mel]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

Too quick. Ball peen hammer to the knuckles so they can never touch-type again. (Hey, they're not just spammers, they're thieves!)

Back to nuking them, maybe a long slow cook in a microwave oven would be applicable.

[GeckoGeek]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

Back to nuking them, maybe a long slow cook in a microwave oven would be applicable.

Or do what some Muslims do with thieves. Do one hand and strongly suggest a new occupation.

[Kalei99]

Re: Those Annoying SPAM emails

Tiki.....I sent you three of 'em today. I have spamguard on my gmail and an additional spam guard on my outlook. I NEVER get spam mail. That is, until today. I got three of them in a row. Very weird.
Anyways....per your request -- I sent them your way!

~Kalei