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The real question is, are robots people? Right now, the answer is clearly no. But in the future, who knows.
"Mom, I've asked Daneel to come to dinner and meet you guys. I really think he's special."
"Oh! I'll make a big pot roast, everybody likes my pot roast."
"Uh... Mom. Daneel's synthetic."
"Huh?"
"He's synthetic. He doesn't eat pot roast."
[silence]
"Well... then I'll make lamb."
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Originally posted by nikki View PostI bet it would be popular in Japan.
I'd love a robot slave... clean, cook, chaffeur... but love interest?
Don't get me started!
HAHAHAHAHA
Auntie PupuleBe AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
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Originally posted by 1stwahine View PostAnd onnada ting, they can choose the SIZE!
Don't get me started!
HAHAHAHAHA
Better save up money for an MGE (Male Genital Enhancement) surgery, if it ever co... err, introduced for the consumers.Beijing 8-08-08 to 8-24-08
Tiananmen Square 4-15-89 to 6-04-89
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shades o-buffybot, for us Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans:
(Spike's crypt. He and the Buffybot are sparring)
SPIKE: What you searching for Slayer, weak spot? Try me, give me the best you got. Is that your best Slayer?
BUFFYBOT: No.
SPIKE: Why not?
BUFFYBOT: I wanna hurt you. But I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body.
SPIKE: Maybe I should repay you for your gentleness? Maybe I should let you go?
BUFFYBOT: No, Spike! Never let me go!
SPIKE: You know you should be afraid of me. I'm bad.
BUFFYBOT: You are! You're very, very bad. (flips him, stake at heart)
SPIKE: You're gonna do it that way?
BUFFYBOT: No. (rips open his shirt with stake to flesh) This way.
SPIKE: You can't do it.
BUFFYBOT: I could never do it. I'm helpless against you, you fiend.
SPIKE: (flips her, kisses her, whispers) Buffy...
superbia (pride), avaritia (greed), luxuria (lust), invidia (envy), gula (gluttony), ira (wrath) & acedia (sloth)--the seven deadly sins.
"when you wake up in the morning, tell yourself: the people i deal with today will be meddling, ungrateful, arrogant, dishonest, jealous, and surly..."--meditations, marcus aurelius (make sure you read the rest of the passage, ya lazy wankers!)
nothing humiliates like the truth.--me, in conversation w/mixedplatebroker re 3rd party, 2009-11-11, 1213
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