Would you marry a robot?

[AbsolutChaos]

What do you think?

...marriage with robots?

[Mike_Lowery]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

Ohhhh, the jokes that came to mind when I read this.

[nikki]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

I bet it would be popular in Japan.

I'd love a robot slave... clean, cook, chaffeur... but love interest?

[Glen Miyashiro]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

The real question is, are robots people? Right now, the answer is clearly no. But in the future, who knows.

"Mom, I've asked Daneel to come to dinner and meet you guys. I really think he's special."

"Oh! I'll make a big pot roast, everybody likes my pot roast."

"Uh... Mom. Daneel's synthetic."

"Huh?"

"He's synthetic. He doesn't eat pot roast."

[silence]

"Well... then I'll make lamb."

[1stwahine]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

I bet it would be popular in Japan.

I'd love a robot slave... clean, cook, chaffeur... but love interest?

Ahhhh..come on! Wat? Of course people are gonna marry robots! Get plenny "Lonely" people in dis world. And onnada ting, they can choose the SIZE!

Don't get me started!

HAHAHAHAHA

Auntie Pupule

[Lei K]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

I bet it would be popular in Japan.

This was my first thought when I saw the thread title.

[Random]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

What do you think?

...marriage with robots?

Well, it's more plausible than marriage with animals.

[Random]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

Ohhhh, the jokes that came to mind when I read this.

Well, don't hold back on our accounts.

At least you know your robotic partner is faking in bed.

[Random]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

And onnada ting, they can choose the SIZE!

Don't get me started!

HAHAHAHAHA

So, size DOES matter.

Better save up money for an MGE (Male Genital Enhancement) surgery, if it ever co... err, introduced for the consumers.

[oceanpacific]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

Well, a good number of my distaff friends have already complained that their mates are akin to robots and androids ...........

[Glen Miyashiro]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

Well, it's more plausible than marriage with animals.

My wife is an animal, and so am I.

[Walkoff Balk]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

Only if she can perform the robot dance. If not, then she's a fraud.

[woodman]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

Ummm, I dunno!

Show me the bot, first.

[1stwahine]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

So, size DOES matter.

Shua does in my Book! HAHAHAHAHA

Naughty Aunty Lyla!

[cynsaligia]

Re: Would you marry a robot?

shades o-buffybot, for us Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans:

(Spike's crypt. He and the Buffybot are sparring)

SPIKE: What you searching for Slayer, weak spot? Try me, give me the best you got. Is that your best Slayer?

BUFFYBOT: No.

SPIKE: Why not?

BUFFYBOT: I wanna hurt you. But I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body.

SPIKE: Maybe I should repay you for your gentleness? Maybe I should let you go?

BUFFYBOT: No, Spike! Never let me go!

SPIKE: You know you should be afraid of me. I'm bad.

BUFFYBOT: You are! You're very, very bad. (flips him, stake at heart)

SPIKE: You're gonna do it that way?

BUFFYBOT: No. (rips open his shirt with stake to flesh) This way.

SPIKE: You can't do it.

BUFFYBOT: I could never do it. I'm helpless against you, you fiend.

SPIKE: (flips her, kisses her, whispers) Buffy...