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  • The Fortune Cookie Game

    The next time you get a fortune cookie, save the fortune and quote it here for us, adding the phrase "IN BED" to the end.

    I have three here that are taped to my wall (I wanted to scan them, but they're stuck rather permanently):

    Don't be too ruthless toward a weak person. He/She might not be able to accept it...in bed.
    You'll soon meet your dream lover. Grasp the opportunity...in bed.
    To escape humiliation, mind your manners...in bed.

    These were all collected from Panda's, the takeout place.
    But I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I GOT IT ALL! (George Costanza)
    GrouchyTeacher.com

  • #2
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    You will have gold pieces by the bushel...in bed.

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    • #3
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      I prefer the David Letterman version of the game ... in my pants!
      Make trouble, have fun, do good stuffs.

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      • #4
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        Someone's kindness will surprise and delight you...IN BED!

        Success and wealth are in your future...IN BED!

        I needed that second one now that I'm 100-percent freelance. sigh!
        Aloha from Lavagal

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        • #5
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          I always play this game, and I save the good ones

          You understand how to have fun with others and to enjoy your solitude.. in bed.

          People find difficult to resist you persuasive manner.. in bed.

          If you continually give you will continually have.. in bed.

          There will be many surprises: unexpected gains are likely.. in bed.


          And I kept this fortune just because it makes no sense, with or without the "in bed":

          Behind an able man, there are always.
          Four Thousand Miles (blog) | MacRatLove (comic)
          Better Holes and Garbage (rats) | Perfectly Inadequate (music)

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          • #6
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            "You will receive some high prize or award..."

            (I kid you not. Got this with tonight's dinner.)

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            • #7
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              Lunch from Panda Express today included a fortune cookie with:

              A photo cannot capture your charm... in bed.


              That's incorrect, though. A photo could, if the camera had a wide-angle lens and... oh, never mind.
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              That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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              • #8
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                Funniest thing ever:

                "Behind every great man is another great man...in bed.
                "Luke, help me take this mask off. Just for once, let me look at you with my own eyes. No, it turns the other way, Luke. To the left. No, to your left. Push down and twist. Line up the little arrows. Never mind, I'll do it."

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                • #9
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                  Life is a series of choices. Today yours are good ones... in bed.

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                  • #10
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                    Lunch at Panda Express today yielded this one:

                    You are imaginative in using your skills... in bed.
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                    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                    • #11
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                      From today's lunch:

                      You shall soon achieve perfection... in bed.

                      Yeah. In my dreams.
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                      That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                      • #12
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                        There are some that you do NOT want to add "in bed". For example, "Your relationship with your parents will grow closer".

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                        • #13
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                          "You and your spouse will be happy in your life together...in bed"

                          (Very true)

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                          • #14
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                            From today's lunch:

                            You are attracted to things with an exotic flavor... in bed.

                            The imagination runs wild.

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                            That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                            • #15
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                              And for the geriatric crowd: Acid reflux happens...in bed
                              Life is what you make of it...so please read the instructions carefully.

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