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  • #16
    Re: Da Kine an Christmas Shopping

    Eh, how else you goin spell da kine Nathan??????? It's Natan, like satan, but not related,,,, Natan's from Molokai, da oddah guy, who nos???? Will post some more of these little "radio shows" as it were, if you like. There's a whole bunch of them over on Mauiniuolelo.com, in the Laugh Shack........And Albert, or Pue'o, sounds like a heck of a guy, but I'm not him,,,,,, probably much to his relief...

    Aloha and okolemaluna

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    • #17
      Re: Da Kine an Christmas Shopping

      Two gecko sweaters, please. Oh, and make 'em with 5 sleeves and a crewneck. (Fifth sleeve for tails.) Cotton please, 'cause wool too hot for Waialua. You think the gecko can back into the sweater??

      BTW...what does okolemaluna mean?

      Mele Kalikimaka!

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      • #18
        Re: Da Kine an Christmas Shopping

        Originally posted by Holonalu View Post
        Aloha and okolemaluna
        *hehe* Yeah, CHEERS to you also!

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        • #19
          Re: Da Kine an Christmas Shopping

          Originally posted by cyleet99 View Post

          BTW...what does okolemaluna mean?
          Break down the words..it took me a bit *but* yeah...

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          • #20
            Re: Da Kine an Christmas Shopping

            The okole part i got, "but".....well, now,ain't that a nice howdydoo.

            humpfh.

            Aloha to you, too.

            (Thanks for the help, princessdiz)

            **wanders off to bed giggling 'cause now she's got a new word**

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            • #21
              Re: Da Kine an Christmas Shopping

              One more thing.

              I'm Cancelling my Sweater Order.

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              • #22
                Re: Da Kine an Christmas Shopping

                Eh, fo only one slight xtra charge of 1 dollah two twenny seven, can get da gecko sweatah wit one zippah!!!!!!!!! IS DAT GREAT OR WHAT???????? An, you no wat, wit da curren weadah, makani nui ua, it juss stay soaked outside already, an, your poor koa mo'o, da gaurdian of your da kine hale, hey, he is still out dea, on da window, nabbin dose mosquitos an fruity flies an da gnats, (still no get dat one? i mean, da spellin?????), yes, dat is 110% correct, your little gecko gang is out dea, fo you, in DA POURIN RAIN!!!!!!!!!!! EH, IS DAT RIGHT????? ANY WAY TO TREAT DOSE GUYS!!!!!!!! DON TINK SO!!!!!!!! So, wat you need get em, eh, not one sweater!!!!! How was I to no dis ua was comin like dis,,,,,,,,what do dey need??????? Well, da ansa is so simple, dat I even I, an da xtensive staff hea at Da Lolo intranet da kine store ting, wen figure em out!!!!!!!(took a while) What does dose geckos need??????? Not one wet sweater,,,,,,,,,BUT A RAINCOAT!!!!!!!!!! WIT BUTTONS!!!!!! AND, CAMOFLAUGE DA KINE WHATEVAHS!!!!!! Eh, wat could be worse dan bein one gecko, cruisin da windows, da walls, da ceilin, whatevahs, in one bright yellow raincoat??????? I mean, who you gonna be kiddin?????? Da mosquitoes gonna spot em from a mile away, an go empty somebody else of a little blood, da fruity flies juss goin go all fruity, (or sometin lye dat), an da gnats is juss goin fly right tru da pukas in your screen door, an harass your niele all night long!!!!! An maybe even change their name,,,,,,,,TO NATS!!!!!! Would save on ink anyways,,,,,,,,, So, ack now, on dis limited deal, juss in time for Christmas, one gecko raincoat, complete wit camofluge, or howevah dey spell dat, for only 3 dollah five seveny sixty five an change!!!!!!! Ack now!!!!!! A wet gecko, is an unhappy gecko,,,,,,,,,an, who needs dat dis time of yea,,,,,,
                Don foget to specify size, SG, MG, LG, or, XLG, for da momona geckos out dea, gift wrappin is available, all you half to do is wrap em yourself, fo only xtra 1 dollah tree seveny five, plus slight shippin and mishandling charge,,, juss imagine, da kine minoa'ka, as in smile, you goin get wen your SG, as in significant gecko, unwraps dis great gift from unda da Christamas kine tree!!!(Course, you may have to help wit da unwrapping, juss don let your popoki too close to da gecko, dats why geckos can crawl on da ceiling, an popoki can't, cause, if popoki could????????)

                Aloha and okolemaluna

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                • #23
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                  Dagnats! You too funny!

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                  • #24
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                    Eh, you no what?????? Dis time of yea get plenny of evryting, lease I hope so, an only da kine stuff you like........Plenny ohana, plenny aloha, plenny le'ale'a, as in fun, an plenny kau kau, as in grinds,,,,,,,,like FOOD!!!!!! Well, you maybe wen get juss a little momona from all da grindage, an wen put on a pound or ten, eh, maybe even twenny!!!!!!!! Course, you get plenny time fo work off dat xtra tonnage already,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,NOT!!!!!!!!!! You no why, cause Christamas da kine is right aroun da hui'na, an what you goin do den???????? GRIND SOME MORE!!!!!!!!! EH, TURKEY, WIT EVRYTING, (ole'lo of advice, as in word, if you still ge da leff ovah pelehu in your fridge, TRO EM OUT ALREADY!!!!!!!! AN DON EAT EM!!!!!!!!!! Nevah even ask how I no dat, da popoki's is still givin me hauna maka, as in stink eye,,,,,juss tro em out before da suckah escapes!!!!!!!) So, you already akamai bout da Christamas dinners, goin be plenny kalua pig,cranberry sauce, gravey, sweaty potatoes, pumkin pie, Spam, (not da Lite kine, we no even goin go dere!!!) stuck wit garlic cloves, an cooked on da engine block of your VW van motor, (if da suckah stay runnin), Smiths smoked ham wit anykine, da nephews in da backyahd smokin anykine agricultural products, eh, day grow em, day smoke em!!!!! Better dan cigarettes!!!!!!!!!! So, you was stayin gettin juss a iki momona, an, you like loose some weight, but NO CAN!!!!!! NO MORE DA TIME!!!!!!!! Course, you stay all relaxin on da couch, watchin football, basketball, eh, anykine, an da only xercise you goin get is from usin da remote control fo da TV, what you goin do fo lose dat weight, in time fo Chritamas!!!!??????? HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE LOSE EM FO YOU!!!!!!!! You no, sometimes you get no mo da time fo cook, what you goin get,,,,,,,,, TV DINNER!!!!!! An, maybe you know can fix da cah youself,,,,,,,,what you get???????? ONE MACHANIC DA KINE!!!!! Eh, maybe you know more da time fo fly to da mainland, (whevah dat is???) to deliver one package,,, what you goin do?????? CALL UPS!!!!!!!OR, OOPS, if day drop or lose da package, course, if da package was from da nephews??????? Maybe day nevah wen lose em!!!!! So, you like loose da weight, it's so easy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE DO IT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! DATS RIGHT, JUSS CALL 1-888-WIW-INUI, AN TALK WIT DOCTOR SHAKAS REPRENETATATIVES IN CHINA,,,,,,,,,AN GAURENS,,,,,,,,DAY IS GOIN LOSE DA WEIGHT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!! What could be mo easy, so, call right now, an you is goin be losin weight in one hurry, juss in time,,,,,,FO PUT EM BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT COULD BE BETTAH DAN DIS??????? DON EVEN ASK!!!!!!!!! AN, IF YOU ACK NOW, FO DA UNBELEIVEABLE LOW LOW PRICE OF ONLY,,,,,,, (hey, Russell, wat was da riginal price?????

                    EH, I STAY SLEEPIN ALREADY!!!!!!

                    Yea, but wat was da riginal price???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    Was 22 dollah six twenny five tree eighty plus shippin an handling!!!!!!)

                    Okeydokes, so for dat rediclous low low price, eh, day no call me Uncle Lolo for nuttin, or maybe day do, CAUSE OUR PRICES ARE SO CLOSE TO NUTTIN DAT EVEN I KNOW CAN BELIEVE!!!!!!!! An, four only one slight additionald charge of 17 dollah four sixty five tirty, we, goin tro in, ABSOLUTELY FREE, DA GECKOS WEIGHT TRAININ SET!!!!!!!!!!! Eh, you no, wit all da ua an makani we wen have da lass few days, you goin get da inevitablesssss, or was dat unedibles, (dat was da kai'ko pelehu, nevah mind on dat one), plenny mosquitos, fruity flies, gggnats, flyin all ovah da place, an , your koa mo'o, as in geckos,goin be piggin out on your lanai, da windows, da ceilin, HEY EVRYWHEA!!!!!!!!!!!! AN, DAY GOIN EN UP JUSS LIKE YOU!!!!!!! MOMONA NUI, AS IN PLENNY FAT!!!!!!!!! Wat can be more sad dan to see your SG, as in significant gecko, huli off da ceilin, cause da little suckah no can suck his wawae to da ceilin anymo, cause he is too momona!!!!!!!! Can hardly make it up da slidin glass door anymo,, cause he is juss too fat!!!!!!!!, An, chase anymore mossquitos, foget it already!!!!!! An now, your popoki,as in cat, stay tryin fo chase da mo'o aroun, but, NO CAN!!!!!!!!! CAUSE POPOKI IS ALL MOMONA NUI TOO!!!!!!! Well, wat does da momona mo'o need, EXERCISE!!!!!!! (I don mean "exorcise", geckos po'o, as in head, sposed to move aroun lye dat, an, dey do walk on da ceiling!!!) So, what you need , is da Mo'o exercise quipment set, complete wit weights, rope fo skip rope xercise, complete instrucions, pull up bar, case da mo'o wanna get "RIPPED", an evtyting else you need to get your koa mo'o back into shape!!!!!!!, all fo da low low price of only 5 dollah six tree eighty, shippin an handlin not included,,,,,,,, SO, ACK NOW!!!!!!!!! WHO NEEDS A FAT GECKO JUSS LYIN ROUN WATCHIN DA MOSQUITOS FLY BY!!!!!!!! Well, maybe your popoki!!!!!!!!!!!

                    Aloha and okolemaluna
                    Last edited by Holonalu; December 13, 2008, 11:39 PM.

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