I'm supposed to put my green waste out for pickup on the 1st and 3rd Thursdays of each month, according to that .pdf map.

Except.

I did that on September 4 and nobody showed up. I did it again today and nobody has shown up. I called the refuse collection people and was told "No, collection days for your street are the 2nd and 4th Friday of each month."

So much for their website.