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    Default Berlin invaded by boars

    Officials have resorted to shooting the invading boars with rifles, within city limits. Some Berliners are protective of the boars, feeding them. Unlike pigeons, boars are highly intelligent and dangerous.

    Given enough time, perhaps the boars will domesticate enough humans, to protect their political interests.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyopicJoe View Post
    Given enough time, perhaps the boars will domesticate enough humans, to protect their political interests.
    Can't wait for the boars to build their first slaughterhouse.
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    HT invaded by boors!
    May I always be found beneath your contempt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Random View Post
    Can't wait for the boars to build their first slaughterhouse.
    Dude, I'm waiting for the boars to eat their first homeless person, though I'm told there are no homeless people in Berlin due to their welfare system.


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    HT invaded by boors!
    /gigglesnort
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyopicJoe View Post
    Dude, I'm waiting for the boars to eat their first homeless person, though I'm told there are no homeless people in Berlin due to their welfare system.
    It's easier to domesticate the ones that are already in cages, err homes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Random View Post
    It's easier to domesticate the ones that are already in cages, err homes.
    Heh, heh. Good point. The street smart ones might put up a fight, but the couch potatoes should be easy to herd.
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