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    PETA has loss their minds. Are you a member of PETA? You might want to change your mind after reading this
    People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.

    Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?

    Ask the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to stop promoting sea kitten hunting.
    The only good thing I can see coming from this is now you can tell a woman her v-jay jay smells like a sea kitten

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    Fish are not sea kittens. Fish don't have long furry tails, fish don't have four legs or four paws with claws, and most importantly fish do not use a litter box.
    I think PETA's post was comedic.
    Maybe PETA should be against fish because they pee and poop directly in our oceans.
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    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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    • #3
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      PETA will try this, then they will move on to become PETI (insects) and then PETP (plants) until we only eat SOYLENT GREEN!!

      Ethics will not provide nutrition for mankind.

      Just another silly attempt by a "creative soul" to keep a job.

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      • #4
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        No one really takes anything that PETA does like this seriously. I'm glad they're around, but obviously they've got shock tactics and stunt publicity down pat. I heard a piece on "Sea Kittens" on NPR yesterday, and the last quote from someone in the Fisheries Service made me laugh out loud: "Actually, I think I'll have some sea kittens for dinner tonight."

        I have to admit, the visual prompted by the PETA's spokesperson about hooking a feline kitten by the mouth and dragging it behind a car was pretty vivid.

        As an overall strategy, it's at least enjoyable to think about. The "cute animals" exemption for food is one of life's cruel double standards.

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        • #5
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          The link instructs us to send an email to H. Dale Hall, the director of the Fish and Wildlife Service, with this closing sentence :

          Stop your department's promotion of fishing! I urge you to instead advocate nonviolent pastimes, such as bird-watching, canoeing, or hiking.

          So, maybe eating fish is OK, but not fishing for fun? (Or maybe eating fish is bad, too?)
          Now run along and play, but don’t get into trouble.

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          • #6
            Re: Sea Kittens?

            How could you possibly look at a newborn calf, chick, or piglet, and not think to yourself

            "That's SO cute"

            Please pass the horseradish.
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            • #7
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              But fish TASTE so good!
              http://thissmallfrenchtown.blogspot.com/
              http://thefrenchneighbor.blogspot.com/

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              • #8
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                so, what does that make a 19ft Tiger or Great White?

                NOTHING with "kitten" comes to mind...damn whacko's
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                An email from God:
                To: People of Earth
                From: God
                Date: 9/04/2007
                Subject: stop

                knock it off, all of you

                seriously, what the hell


                --
                God

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by TATTRAT View Post
                  So, what does that make a 19ft Tiger or Great White?
                  Tabby?
                  Alley cat?

                  "Nice pussycat, it's okay I'm leaving now..."
                  Life is either an adventure... or you're not doing it right!!!

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by SusieMisajon View Post
                    But fish TASTE so good!
                    So does a juicy pork chop, fried chicken and a perfect steak.
                    Listen to KEITH AND THE GIRLsigpic

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                    • #11
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                      Hey, you guys...

                      There's some great trout kitty recipes on the food threads!!

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                      • #12
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                        My views on PETA haven't changed.

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                        • #13
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                          You mean like in CATFISH?
                          Peace, Love, and Local Grindz

                          People who form FIRM opinions with so little knowledge only pretend to be open-minded. They select their facts like food from a buffet. David R. Dow

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                          • #14
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                            Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by TATTRAT View Post
                              so, what does that make a 19ft Tiger
                              Little cute fishy = sea kitten
                              Big maneating fishy = tiger shark
                              Now run along and play, but don’t get into trouble.

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