I was just wondering if there's a majority/minority on HT.
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Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?
How can you be effective when standing to wipe? The butt cheeks are separated when sitting, but go back snugly together when standing...if you try to wipe when standing, you'll only smear the poop all over yourself and than have to sit and spread to wipe it all off.
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Originally posted by SusieMisajon View Post"Other"? What kind of "other"? Unless you are a baby or very old and decrepid or have some kind of a fetish....then you can have others wiping your butt for you.
But even an 'other' would have you sit or lie and spread, not stand.
Maybe someone has a scratching post kind of thing made of paper. They back into it and bend their knees, stand, bend their knees, stand...
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Originally posted by Mike_Lowery View Post*shrugs*
Maybe someone has a scratching post kind of thing made of paper. They back into it and bend their knees, stand, bend their knees, stand...
I hear he has a toilet now with a built-in bidet kind of washer.
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Originally posted by Mike_Lowery View Post*shrugs*
Maybe someone has a scratching post kind of thing made of paper. They back into it and bend their knees, stand, bend their knees, stand...
Maybe men, who tend to have skinnier butts, don't have to spread quite so much as women do?
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From a different thread, sure, but(t) still yet ---Originally posted by pzarquon View PostI generally expect commentary here to be a cut above the sorts of ridiculousness that permeates the comment sections on the local paper websites or other message boards.
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Originally posted by Leo Lakio View PostFrom a different thread, sure, but(t) still yet ---
Originally Posted by pzarquon
I generally expect commentary here to be a cut above the sorts of ridiculousness that permeates the comment sections on the local paper websites or other message boards.
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?
Wait. People are answering this question and discussing it? Whoa.
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?
Originally posted by lavagal View PostWait. People are answering this question and discussing it? Whoa.
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?
One of the funniest things I've ever read on the Internet -- and I mean side-splitting, laugh so hard it hurts kind of funny -- was a thread on this very topic. I wish I could remember what forum it was on because Google points me to similar threads on other forums that aren't anywhere near as funny.
The one thread I'm thinking about was on a forum that appeared to be populated by mostly younger folks, and some of the guys were getting into heated arguments over this. Heated arguments!
It seems everyone thinks their bathroom habits are normal and that everyone does things the way they do -- or at least they should. When people who practice one method point out disadvantages of the other, bitter arguments ensue. It's HILARIOUS. People were defending their method with such passion and tenacity. They go into excruciatingly private detail to bolster their arguments. One guy even drew pictures to illustrate the superiority of his method.
Some of the posts were obviously tongue-in-cheek, but many of them were completely serious. It was this endlessly comical mix of ludicrous enthusiasm, and audacious and subtle ridicule. For many of the posters, you couldn't tell if they were being ironic or serious. It was the one of the most gut-busting things I'd ever read.
Man, I wish I could find it.
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