Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

[sinjin]

Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

hahaha, I made a thread about this a while back too.

Potty preoccupation?

[Mike_Lowery]

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Potty preoccupation?

Basically.

[escondido100]

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I like the part about using caution......

[Seeking Penance]

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*slaps keyboard*

damn it

*screams laughing*

[GeckoGeek]

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That's about what I figured. But a couple of things didn't seem right. How to straddle the toilet with my pants around the ankles, and how to insure adequate "overhang" without encountering the "caution".

[SusieMisajon]

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Morning buttwiping, reaching backwards with my creaky and stiff just-out-of-bed bodybody is difficult enough...but how do obese people manage to do it?

PS wipe front to back so that you don't get other bits smeared with poop.

[zff]

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How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

[SusieMisajon]

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How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

They sniff.

[DiverDown808]

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I always wondered how extreme bodybuilders wiped. It always looks like they have to permanantly walk like they were gunslingers. How do they reach around and down ?

[lurkah]

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I always wondered how extreme bodybuilders wiped. It always looks like they have to permanantly walk like they were gunslingers. How do they reach around and down ?

No need. They sit down and use their own Chihuahuas.

[snowbird]

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OMG! How on earth did I miss this thread? Maybe I had my head up my butt.

ROTFLMFBO. That's B for butt.

[asuhoru]

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When I'm done with #2, I don't wipe.

I carefully walk into the living room and do the dog butt crawl.

Or when i'm feeling gratuitous, I'll just do it in the kitty litter to freak my son out and make him think we have a tiger.

Haha sorry.

[Mike_Lowery]

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Make sure you vote, people! Poll closes in just over a week!

[Bobinator]

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How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

Uhhh... when it stops itching?

[Bobinator]

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I always wondered how extreme bodybuilders wiped. It always looks like they have to permanantly walk like they were gunslingers. How do they reach around and down ?

Who says they need to reach around? They can do it from the front. Besides, all those steroids make their banana shrink, so no problem!