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    Default What did you always want to ask Bush or Cheney?

    There are questions that I wish had come up in press conferences. What would you have asked? Like ....

    * How about some details about flying F-106s in the Texas ANG?

    * Is Barack Obama a "real" American citizen?

    * Are you waiting for The Rapture?

    * How much did YOU lose in the stock market?

    * What have you learned today you didn't know yesterday?
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    Default Re: What did you always want to ask Bush or Cheney?

    So, how exactly did it feel to be booed by 2 million people at the Inauguration on Tuesday?

    Why is it that you still can't pronounce "Nuclear" ?

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    Will you use the opportunity of ex-Presidential status to take actions that will improve your "legacy," or will you squander it?

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    Default Re: What did you always want to ask Bush or Cheney?

    Were the two of you responsible for the planning of 9/11 or was it done before your time?

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    What did you fly in from South America on those training missions in the Texas Air National Guard? How much coke did you use?

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    Default Re: What did you always want to ask Bush or Cheney?

    When do you think the NEXT terrorist attack will occur?
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    Default Re: What did you always want to ask Bush or Cheney?

    Quote Originally Posted by buzz1941 View Post
    There are questions that I wish had come up in press conferences. What would you have asked?
    Could I have an autographed picture from both of you?
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    If you were a Tree and not a Bush. What kind of Tree would you be?
    Did Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens take steroids?
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    Why did you--------, why did you--------, why, why , why,
    not my problem now!!!!:d
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    Default Re: What did you always want to ask Bush or Cheney?

    On a tour US President George Bush visits a school and explains his political actions. Afterwards he invites the children to ask him questions.

    Little Bob rises to speak. Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask:

    1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
    2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
    3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?

    Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of the classroom.

    When they came back from the break President Bush encourages them again to ask questions. This time Joey rises to speak. Mr. President, I have got five questions to ask:

    1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
    2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
    3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
    4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?
    5. Where is Little Bob?
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    Default Re: What did you always want to ask Bush or Cheney?

    * Did Jeb beat you up every day after school, or what?

    * Have you ever asked Laura what it's like to kill a man?

    * Have you ever made a decision that didn't favor the consumption of oil?

    * Why don't you go bird shooting with Cheney? Chicken?

    * When you say "Bring it on!," why don't you point at yourself?

    * How did you get so totally awesome? (For Tim)
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    I'd like to ask Bush about if he could turn back time, would there be anything he would do differently as President? What would it be and why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by escondido100 View Post
    Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
    How is it different than the Tokyo firebombing that killed more people? Or for that matter, any other bombing of cities during WWII?

    Edit: About the only thing different was the damage one bomb did. In terms of who and how many were killed, it was par for the course in that time.
    Last edited by GeckoGeek; January 22nd, 2009 at 08:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeckoGeek View Post
    How is it different than the Tokyo firebombing that killed more people? Or for that matter, any other bombing of cities during WWII?

    Edit: About the only thing different was the damage one bomb did. In terms of who and how many were killed, it was par for the course in that time.
    Weren't the firebombings of Dresden and Coventry worse than Hiroshima or Nagasaki?

    I'd like to ask Cheney: What makes an 78-year-old attorney resemble a pheasant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oggboy View Post
    Why did you--------, why did you--------, why, why , why,
    ... liberate Afghanistan? Al Qaeda.
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    Default Re: What did you always want to ask Bush or Cheney?

    1. Was there any significance to the blue tie/red tie thing?

    2. Why Preston Hollow? Dude, seriously! Go for Highland Park! (He's moving to a suburb of Dallas, or at least that's the rumor. So I guess he and I are both moving back to Texas around the same time!)

    3. Did you throw out Clinton's desk in the Oval Office or just scrub it down really good with Lysol?

    Can't think of anything creative this time


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    Default Re: What did you always want to ask Bush or Cheney?

    What is the greatest misconception the world has about you?

    Why did we really go into Iraq?

    When you look back at your record of service, what is the one thing of which you are most proud? What is your greatest regret?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pua'i Mana'o View Post
    What is the greatest misconception the world has about you?

    Why did we really go into Iraq?

    When you look back at your record of service, what is the one thing of which you are most proud? What is your greatest regret?
    A+ questions! I wish could know the answers to those.
    Now run along and play, but donít get into trouble.

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    Default Re: What did you always want to ask Bush or Cheney?

    Quote Originally Posted by Amati View Post
    A+ questions! I wish could know the answers to those.
    Alas, these are questions that have actually been asked of #43, but not answered.
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