Re: Jury Duty part 2/2
Once inside the courtroom, the judge introduced himself and his staff. He did his best to make us feel at ease, even comfortable & chatty. Do not be fooled-- judges are trained professionals with more job than time, and in the courtroom they are not your friend. They want you to talk, so that they can determine if you're able to serve as a juror, but they have heard it all before. No matter how unique, critical, or inspired your explanation may be-- they've heard it all before.
I have difficulty detecting lies, but I've paraphrased some of the reasons that the prospective jurors gave (with very serious facial expressions) for being unable to serve:
- "I know (or am related to) a lot of police officers, and the defendants are only here because they're lying scumbag lawbreakers who make life hard for the police."
- "The lying scumbag police discriminate against my skin color."
- "I work for commissions, and the court's $30/day won't pay my rent."
- "If I miss my mandatory workplace training then [insert global calamity here]."
The judge validated and sympathized with the explanations, saying that he'd take their reason under advisement and they still might have to serve. One juror actually asked to approach the bench for a private discussion with the judge, and then he was dismissed-- to serve on a civil trial. In other words, to start the process all over again on a different day. Another guy didn't read his summons FAQs closely enough and wore shorts. (Maybe he thought he'd be dismissed for demonstrating his inability to follow directions.) The judge called him out for extra humiliation and told him to wear appropriate attire next day.
I'm not a legal expert, but it seems to me that the judge is the wrong person to convince of your unsuitability (or unavailability). He'll either offer sympathy and still make you serve, or he'll dismiss you to another jury pool where you'll have to start all over again. Since you've already wasted several hours to get to this point, don't waste more time on the judge. He certainly won't waste his time on you. Save it for the prosecution or defense lawyers.
At one point the judge asked the "extern" for the muster. She said they had 32 present and nine no-shows. (The judge grumbled about bench warrants but hey, why waste time lecturing us? We showed up!) I don't know how many summons originally went out from that courtroom, but I'm guessing 50, so at least nine other people probably promptly informed the court that they weren't able to serve-- for example, military on active duty. Next the clerk randomly pulled 12 of the 32 remaining names out of a tumbler. (So why were we lined up and seated in alphabetical order?!?) The judge verified that they'd been properly summoned-- U.S. citizens, Hawaii residents, not convicted felons. He wanted to know who'd served on a jury or worked in a court or if we knew police officers. Again, he softened us up and got us chatting.
The prosecutor & defense lawyer each had 20 minutes to quiz the 12 candidates. (The "extern" held up little timecards to help the lawyers stay on task. Thanks, judge!) They asked more questions about various legal issues. The lawyers each have three peremptory challenges allowing them to eject jurors, no reasons required. This is where an unwilling juror would figure out what annoys (or scares!) the lawyers and give them reason to use a peremptory. Only six jurors (out of ~50?) were dismissed, and only because of the lawyers.
Once the lawyers had used up their six challenges, we had 12 jurors. (No one was challenged "for cause" so I don't know what that means.) The judge picked two alternates and the lawyers didn't challenge them either. No one seemed to think that the trial would take more than 1-2 days, so alternates didn't seem very important to them.
Apparently the lawyers aren't bothered by military retirees who know police officers and have done legal work. Or maybe they figured that retirees have plenty of time for them. But instead of just 12 chances out of at least 50 to be put on a jury, the actual odds appeared to be 21 out of 32. You don't get those odds at a blackjack table...
I'll do another post in a day or two about the trial & deliberations. "Promoting a drug in the third degree" (crystal meth) and paraphernalia (meth pipe). Convicted on both counts.
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