Korea may fire missile toward Hawai'i

[cyleet99]

Re: Korea may fire missile toward Hawai'i

An email from God:
To: People of Earth
From: God
Date: 6/23/2009
Subject: stop

knock it off, all of you

seriously, what the hell


--
God

[Walkoff Balk]

Re: Korea may fire missile toward Hawai'i

I thought Kim Jong would be crazy enough to ride the missile like the guy in Dr. Strangelove.

[Random]

Re: Korea may fire missile toward Hawai'i

I thought Kim Jong would be crazy enough to ride the missile like the guy in Dr. Strangelove.

I wouldnt be surprised if he already have a missile to ride on ... in his bedroom.

[Kaonohi]

Re: Korea may fire missile toward Hawai'i

And this at a time when, according to Senator Daniel Inouye (personal communication):

"... Attorney General Eric Holder announced his intention to reinstate (...) the Federal Assault Weapons Ban (which) prohibited the sale of ammunition clips with more than 10 rounds and 19 types of semi-automatic (i.e., self loading) military style guns..."

and

"I have supported measures to limit the sale, transfer, purchase and manufacture of handguns and semi-automatic weapons."

Emphasis and (comments) mine.

In 1941 Hawai`i laughed at the idea the Japanese would invade.
Then came December 7.

Now we shrug off the threat of North Korea.
Better get your baseball bats ready, we're about to be disarmed.

Oh, and brush up on your Korean language....

Or, pray Random's motherships get here first.

[TATTRAT]

Re: Korea may fire missile toward Hawai'i

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090624/...koreas_nuclear

"If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will ... wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all," a dispatch from the official Korean Central News Agency said.


Wow.

[Kaonohi]

Re: Korea may fire missile toward Hawai'i

"If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will ... wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all," a dispatch from the official Korean Central News Agency said.

Guess that means us....

Well, if Obama, Eric Holder and Dan Inouye get their way in 'disarming' us (pun intended - I've lost all respect for Dan), then it's a slam dunk.

Put you head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

Oh wait - the great initiator of "CHANGE." Will "He" rescue us?

[Random]

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090624/...koreas_nuclear

"If the U.S. imperialists..."

Kewl. I vote we change our national anthem to the Star Wars Imperial March.

[Random]

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Oh wait - the great initiator of "CHANGE." Will "He" rescue us?

I dunno. Lucky he moved his sister and her family out of Hawaii.

[Random]

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Or, pray Random's motherships get here first.

Why? Americans don't make good labor slave force.

[Kaonohi]

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Why? Americans don't make good labor slave force.

We did, before 1850....

But, the 'unknown' of your mothership is preferable to being forced to eat Kim Chee while squatting in a tiger cage....

[Leo Lakio]

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Or, pray Random's motherships get here first.

Anyone care to join me in saying: "All hail to our new alien overlords!"???

[Random]

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We did, before 1850....

Mm'mm. Last I checked, "White" America imported slavery. Ironically, a white American President decided slavery is bad, and back then the Democrats disagreed with him.

[musubi]

Re: N. Korea may fire missile toward Hawai'i

Well, the tentative missile test date of July 4th has come and gone.
Fortunately, Hawaii did NOT see any of N. Korea's "fireworks" in an up close and personal manner.

N. Korea did launch several short-range SCUD missiles toward the Sea of Japan, but all of them fell harmlessly into the ocean, less than 300 miles from the launch site.

Over at Huffington Post, William Bradley blogged:

Quite a consequential first 4th of July as president for Barack Obama.

Not only did he have 20 of daughter Malia's schoolgirl friends over for a Camp David sleepover in honor of her 11th birthday on the 4th of July -- just wait till her "Independence Day," Dad -- he had a few other things on his plate, as well as the barbecue for military families and the fireworks show. Not counting his inherited worst economic crisis since the Great Depression.

North Korea was to have been the drama of the day. But it turned into a major fizzle.

Those wacky characters in Pyongyang had threatened to challenge Obama in two big ways. First, with a ship reportedly carrying contraband weapons technology for sale. And more dramatically, with a threatened test launch of a long-range missile toward Obama's home state of Hawaii on the 4th of July. But fortune, or perhaps the judicious use of presidential pressure, smiled on Obama as the ship turned back and the missile launch to Hawaii did not materialize.

... Perhaps the North Koreans were dissuaded by Obama moving anti-missile units to Hawaii to shoot down their missile on the off chance it got anywhere nearby...

Full post at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/willia..._b_225795.html

Over at Pundit Kitchen (affiliate site to "I Can Has Cheezeburger?"), I really liked THIS point of view on the subject: http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4469405

Yep... even the "short bus" is better than Kim Jong Il deserves.

[Random]

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Regarding the suspicious NK ship, I don't know if they're simply testing the international community, or is it simply a diversion, what a magician would use to make the audience pay attention to one thing while he does another unobserved.