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  • #31
    Re: A new (to me) type of 'beach pervert'

    Originally posted by Frankie's Market View Post
    When you're trying to get an even tan, good luck with that!

    Find a non-public beach or pool area or yard, otherwise ya takes yer chances.

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    • #32
      Re: A new (to me) type of 'beach pervert'

      Originally posted by Leo Lakio View Post
      I have GOT to get me one of those.

      Actually, I keep most of me tucked away when I am at the beach, as I am at the paler end of haole. The best I can hope for in natural suntanning is "dark pale" - just enough to neutralize the blue, and keep from blinding others.
      I believe speedo makes some pleasantly colored dangly bit cozies.

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      • #33
        Re: A new (to me) type of 'beach pervert'

        Originally posted by Peshkwe View Post
        I believe speedo makes some pleasantly colored dangly bit cozies.
        Can the cozies do double duty for a small pot of tea?

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        • #34
          Re: A new (to me) type of 'beach pervert'

          Originally posted by Peshkwe View Post
          I believe speedo makes some pleasantly colored dangly bit cozies.
          Years ago, when I danced "Laupahoehoe" at our ho`ike, I didn't warn anyone that I would be stepping off the bandstand and removing my shirt to dance that number. When I did so, I distinctly heard my sister's voice yell, "My eyes! They burn!"

          No need to repeat that bit o' fun ever again.

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          • #35
            Re: A new (to me) type of 'beach pervert'

            Originally posted by tutusue View Post
            Can the cozies do double duty for a small pot of tea?
            Maybe not a pot...a cozie for a cuppa with a bag, most assuredly.

            But do be careful, too many colorful cozies and one might think you were having a party with much tea bagging going on.

            Last edited by Peshkwe; July 20, 2009, 02:13 PM.

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            • #36
              Re: A new (to me) type of 'beach pervert'

              Originally posted by Leo Lakio View Post
              Years ago, when I danced "Laupahoehoe" at our ho`ike, I didn't warn anyone that I would be stepping off the bandstand and removing my shirt to dance that number. When I did so, I distinctly heard my sister's voice yell, "My eyes! They burn!"

              No need to repeat that bit o' fun ever again.
              Are you saying that if you were any lighter you'd be clear... or that you should have borrowed your sisters dangly cozies?

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              • #37
                Re: A new (to me) type of 'beach pervert'

                http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/A...urn=top,177592

                This is when it gets horrible.

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                • #38
                  Re: A new (to me) type of 'beach pervert'

                  The only way to deal with perverts is to keep a rusty knife handy in your pocket.

                  We all know what bit to chop off...
                  http://thissmallfrenchtown.blogspot.com/
                  http://thefrenchneighbor.blogspot.com/

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                  • #39
                    Re: A new (to me) type of 'beach pervert'

                    Originally posted by SusieMisajon View Post
                    The only way to deal with perverts is to keep a rusty knife handy in your pocket.

                    We all know what bit to chop off...
                    Sorry Susie, it's been proven that it doesn't work ! Part of the brain has to be cut out.

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                    • #40
                      Re: A new (to me) type of 'beach pervert'

                      Originally posted by Walkoff Balk View Post
                      This is when it gets horrible.
                      Completely irrelevant. The Erin Andrews tape was supposedly recorded while she was in the privacy of her hotel room. We are not talking here about pointing cameras into people's rooms (although if what you are doing in a private room is visible from a public space, such as the sidewalk outside, you're fair game according to the law), but about pointing them at people who are occupying public space.
                      But I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I GOT IT ALL! (George Costanza)
                      GrouchyTeacher.com

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