Not soon enuf? Awwww, cheer up, it's only gonna get worse!
Too soon? Oh well..., shoulda got off yer butt and traded those ciggies for fruits.
Just right? Good luck! BTW, what would that be?
Don't care? Hmmm...
Don't wanna know? Chicken!
There are a number of sites that calculate your demise, but www.nerdtests.com/ft_dead.php with the most extensive questionaire, gave me til 85, the best of similar site results. One gave me til 69, just 15 measley years. I don't believe that one..., I just had an extensive check up and the doc couldn't believe how "unbelievably awesome" my chart read out. Even the (limited) Xrays showed I had no detectable heart congestion. So, either she had the wrong chart/Xrays or an out of control bus/truck currently has my name on it's bumper, as I should have been gone long ago.
Too soon? Oh well..., shoulda got off yer butt and traded those ciggies for fruits.
Just right? Good luck! BTW, what would that be?
Don't care? Hmmm...
Don't wanna know? Chicken!
There are a number of sites that calculate your demise, but www.nerdtests.com/ft_dead.php with the most extensive questionaire, gave me til 85, the best of similar site results. One gave me til 69, just 15 measley years. I don't believe that one..., I just had an extensive check up and the doc couldn't believe how "unbelievably awesome" my chart read out. Even the (limited) Xrays showed I had no detectable heart congestion. So, either she had the wrong chart/Xrays or an out of control bus/truck currently has my name on it's bumper, as I should have been gone long ago.
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