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    Quote Originally Posted by craigwatanabe View Post
    So what do female terrorist get when they blow themselves up?
    I wonder at what convention can you find 72 male or lesbian virgins. The other choice is 72 pair of shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walkoff Balk View Post
    I wonder at what convention can you find 72 male or lesbian virgins. The other choice is 72 pair of shoes.
    Shoes! Shoes! I want the shoes! Although...I guess if I blow my legs off, shoes really won't do me much good, now will they?

    Can't think of anything creative this time


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    Quote Originally Posted by Random View Post
    Do you really want to go there? I can make this thread rated Mature.
    I was thinking that myself. This thread is making me smile, although the actual "topic" of the tread is really not funny. It is just that HTers can be on occasion.
    Now run along and play, but donít get into trouble.

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    I vaguely recall hearing a joke where a terrorist blows himself up, but in the afterlife, he finds himself being beaten by folks like Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, and the like.

    When he asks what is happening, he learns that he had misheard - as a martyr, in the afterlife he would be greeted by "72 Virginians."

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