Lani Moo is on the loose!

[Frankie's Market]

Re: Lani Moo is on the loose!

Underneath the flower lei and Hawaiian print muumuu, I always suspected Lani Moo was 100% Jersey.

[Leo Lakio]

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Underneath the flower lei and Hawaiian print muumuu, I always suspected Lani Moo was 100% Jersey.

So if you spot the "rogue mascot" out there, listen and see if she says "Fuggeddabouddit...Brah."

[Walkoff Balk]

Re: Lani Moo is on the loose!

She might be walking around with milk of amnesia.

[tutusue]

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It appears dear Lani is running around headless now as her head was found on Atkinson Dr. last night. Can't remember which newscast I heard that on, tho'.

[Walkoff Balk]

Re: Lani Moo is on the loose!

It appears dear Lani is running around headless now as her head was found on Atkinson Dr. last night. Can't remember which newscast I heard that on, tho'.

Headless cow found in topless bar.

[Pomai]

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Headless cow found in topless bar.

Just blocks from Cow'rea'moku street.

OK, that was a lame one too. LOL

[Surfingfarmboy]

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Have there been any additional updates as to the whereabouts of Lani Moo since this story broke?

[Pomai]

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Have there been any additional updates as to the whereabouts of Lani Moo since this story broke?

As Tutusue suggested, Lani's head was recovered yesterday, but the "meaty" part of her body is still missing. That includes the skirt, ribeye, filet mignon and NY strip.

I could go for a good steak right about now. LOL

[Menehune Man]

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Since Lani Moo can't be seen without problems...
Guess she's a kept cow?

[Leo Lakio]

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She's not hiding with the cows in our house...I don't think...

[Pomai]

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She's not hiding with the cows in our house...I don't think...

Leo, let me guess: you use a Gateway computer, right? lol

[Leo Lakio]

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Leo, let me guess: you use a Gateway computer, right? lol

Nah nah nah (though that would make sense); the AFK is a collector (wrangler?) of bovinephenalia.

[Pomai]

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Nah nah nah (though that would make sense); the AFK is a collector (wrangler?) of bovinephenalia.

Then I bet she would have loved to come across Lani Moo's costume up for sale on eBay or Craigslist. LOL!

[Walkoff Balk]

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Don't cry over spilled milk.

[Pomai]

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Don't cry over spilled milk.

Now you're milking this thread for all it's worth.