Matapule just got a brilliant idea....well, not really.
Body imaging and invasive pat downs at airports are getting a lot of press right now. Matapule doesn't like either, particularly since the President and Secretary of State don't have to go through this procedure.
Here is matapule's idea. Men and women are segregated into separate rooms. Everyone is required to strip down to their birthday suit so that they can show they have nothing attached to their body. Here is where it gets interesting. All the TSA people have to be in the nude too. That way everyone is equally humiliated. No more snickers from TSA when matapule's body is better looking than some of them.
I know this is impossible to implement, but it would work for matapule. Uaifi hates the idea.
So, what idea is left? Racial profiling?
Body imaging and invasive pat downs at airports are getting a lot of press right now. Matapule doesn't like either, particularly since the President and Secretary of State don't have to go through this procedure.
Here is matapule's idea. Men and women are segregated into separate rooms. Everyone is required to strip down to their birthday suit so that they can show they have nothing attached to their body. Here is where it gets interesting. All the TSA people have to be in the nude too. That way everyone is equally humiliated. No more snickers from TSA when matapule's body is better looking than some of them.
I know this is impossible to implement, but it would work for matapule. Uaifi hates the idea.
So, what idea is left? Racial profiling?
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