O. M. G tonight I got attacked by a crazy lady!! Long story short - Im out with my new (awesome!) bf and a couple of his friends at a table at a bar. Some girl that we didn't know sat herslf down with us. She starts getting very..um, passionate that 'toilet bowl' is now not accessable. Ok, I get it, that sucks. Then she got nuts! She was hollering about how the f'n haoles ruin everything and she wants them all to go home! Im like, to where? Kailua? Thats sounding pretty good right now, actually!
Heres the twist - she's 225lbs of pasty, translucent pale, redheaded haole! Yep! And she was out to kick somebody's a$$!!
Sooo, she starts up about sacred falls. What a tragedy! But she gets all berserk saying that the sacred falls tragedy was caused by the haoles angering the aina with their lack of respect and their stupid haoleness! WHAT!!? Im like "babies were crushed! There were so many life changing, tho not life-ending injuries, and so many survivors who had to experience their loved ones hurt or dead. That was horrible!". Yep, according to crazy, thats the island rebelling against haoles!
Not sure exactly how things happened after that. I was seated across from her when she started trying to throw our whole table over me! In fact, I was seated, stunned, when she rammed me in the chest !!with the table!! And knocks me a$$ over teakettle into the bushes. Hell broke loose, of course, and before it was all over, she gave me a haymaker to the temple! Crazy!! It hurts! Im so shocked! Whats wrong with people!!!???!
Heres the twist - she's 225lbs of pasty, translucent pale, redheaded haole! Yep! And she was out to kick somebody's a$$!!
Sooo, she starts up about sacred falls. What a tragedy! But she gets all berserk saying that the sacred falls tragedy was caused by the haoles angering the aina with their lack of respect and their stupid haoleness! WHAT!!? Im like "babies were crushed! There were so many life changing, tho not life-ending injuries, and so many survivors who had to experience their loved ones hurt or dead. That was horrible!". Yep, according to crazy, thats the island rebelling against haoles!
Not sure exactly how things happened after that. I was seated across from her when she started trying to throw our whole table over me! In fact, I was seated, stunned, when she rammed me in the chest !!with the table!! And knocks me a$$ over teakettle into the bushes. Hell broke loose, of course, and before it was all over, she gave me a haymaker to the temple! Crazy!! It hurts! Im so shocked! Whats wrong with people!!!???!
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