Hello? Did Rapture occur?

[craigwatanabe]

Man this board is dead dead dead tonight.

[cynsaligia]

Man this board is dead dead dead tonight.

if it had happened, aren't you sposed to be one of the ones who went?

[craigwatanabe]

if it had happened, aren't you sposed to be one of the ones who went?

yeah I thought that too but then again...if the party's here I guess the cops came in already and broke it up cuz it's pretty quiet now

[cynsaligia]

yeah I thought that too but then again...if the party's here I guess the cops came in already and broke it up cuz it's pretty quiet now

i doubt the people who would be raptured are capable of having a party so rowdy the cops would be called.

i figure the rapture would work much like how the KGB did back in the day. one evening you're there; the next morning, everyone pretends you never existed anyway.

[craigwatanabe]

i doubt the people who would be raptured are capable of having a party so rowdy the cops would be called.

i figure the rapture would work much like how the KGB did back in the day. one evening you're there; the next morning, everyone pretends you never existed anyway.

I was talking about the people left behind having the party...

And with rapture everyone left behind will suddenly feel the reality check tapping on their shoulder.

That is if it really does happen right?

[1stwahine]

The Rapture. My tooth cracked and I'm in pain.

Auntie Lynn

[cynsaligia]

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And with rapture everyone left behind will suddenly feel the reality check tapping on their shoulder.

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and that reality check is supposed to be ominous? a world without rush and some other neo-cons is a much better, more heavenly and truly christ-like world, in my opinion.

but if you were left behind, i wouldn't object. of course, i'm more open-minded and welcoming than anyone who would be raptured, anyway.

hey, do you think any of the remaining three pres candidates would be raptured? i'm not counting nader. i don't think st. peter or lucifer would want him.

[craigwatanabe]

and that reality check is supposed to be ominous? a world without rush and some other neo-cons is a much better, more heavenly and truly christ-like world, in my opinion.

but if you were left behind, i wouldn't object. of course, i'm more open-minded and welcoming than anyone who would be raptured, anyway.

hey, do you think any of the remaining three pres candidates would be raptured? i'm not counting nader. i don't think st. peter or lucifer would want him.

Ha ha ha They're all politicians and for that I'd wonder if either would want them in their abodes.

A politician in Hell? Too risky for Lucifer...in Heaven? With the likes of Dubya and Bill as role models for either party, I'd lock the Pearly Gates if either tried to enter.

[tutusue]

[...]My tooth cracked and I'm in pain.[...]

Oh...me, too! Had a crown prep yesterday. No pain, tho' 'cuz the tooth that cracked wasn't a tooth at all. It was a 30 year old (at least) crown! I luv my dentist!

Hope you're feeling better, Auntie...

[Adri]

I have heard some people believe the rapture occurs just once and some people believe there is a "pre-rapture" where all the definitely saved people go and all the not saved and "borderline" people are left. Then the borderline people have a period of time to be really really good so when the second chance occurs, they can be saved. I have seen references to estate plans that provide that if the person making the plan disappears at a time when others also disappear, one should assume the rapture has occurred and treat the person's estate as if they had died. Some plans go further to provide that if the rapture occurs, the person's estate assets should be left to an organization or organizations created to help the batch of borderline people be saved (I guess if you believe that the rapture occurs in two parts). I have also heard there is a net "service" that, in the event of the rapture, would automatically send emails to people you list saying basically, haha I got saved and you didn't.

By the way, I don't mean this post to say that I don't believe the rapture may occur. I just find it interesting how some people are planning for it *g*

[Random]

Man this board is dead dead dead tonight.

Based on the time of your posting, only those with insomnia would be here in the middle of the night.

[1stwahine]

Oh...me, too! Had a crown prep yesterday. No pain, tho' 'cuz the tooth that cracked wasn't a tooth at all. It was a 30 year old (at least) crown! I luv my dentist!

Hope you're feeling better, Auntie...

Got it fixed yesterday. Dang! I'm so afraid of Dentists.

Childhood Trauma.

Auntie Lynn

[craigwatanabe]

I have heard some people believe the rapture occurs just once...

Yeah Jehova Witnesses feel that way, and then there only a select number. I kinda believe that too although I'm not a JW.

[Mokihana]

I am majorly sick. Cough cough cough. Haven't been this sick in years.

[Random]

I am majorly sick. Cough cough cough. Haven't been this sick in years.

*sprays Lysol all over his monitor, keyboard, mouse, and everywhere on or near his computer desk.*

[Walkoff Balk]

Yeah Jehova Witnesses feel that way, and then there only a select number. I kinda believe that too although I'm not a JW.

I used to keep copies of The Watchtower just in case a solicitor will ask me for money. I'll give him a copy and start talking about religious stuff, but he will look at watch and say he gotta go.

[Leo Lakio]

How do we know The Rapture hasn't already occurred ... and we're all leftovers here? We'd be the clueless ones, and it could explain all the world's woes.

[tutusue]

*sprays Lysol all over his monitor, keyboard, mouse, and everywhere on or near his computer desk.*

Oh wait! Mokihana's germs are coming from the inside of your computer. Didya disinfect the inside of your screen? You didn't? Don your gloves and a surgical mask and click here.

[Random]

How do we know The Rapture hasn't already occurred ... and we're all leftovers here? We'd be the clueless ones, and it could explain all the world's woes.

So, I'm guessing we're the Meeks.

[craigwatanabe]

Nah rapture couldn't have occured...I'm still here

[Leo Lakio]

Nah rapture couldn't have occured...I'm still here

I thought we covered this before - this might have been what kept you out.

That's okay, cw. You're welcome to hang around here with the rest of us sinnerfolk.

[craigwatanabe]

I thought we covered this before - this might have been what kept you out.

That's okay, cw. You're welcome to hang around here with the rest of us sinnerfolk.

Oh you had to bring up the past didn't ya You know there is a thing called repentance

[Karen]

Random, nah no way the great event happened and we don't know about it. To those remaining it's gonna be this huge news story about a UFO sighting that abducted tons of people. Surely many will snap pics of it with camera phones and cable news will be talking of nothing else.

[Random]

Random, nah no way the great event happened and we don't know about it. To those remaining it's gonna be this huge news story about a UFO sighting that abducted tons of people.

Tons of people? Now why does that sound doubtful. Hmm?

[Leo Lakio]

Tons of people? Now why does that sound doubtful. Hmm?

Because we usually don't report on large groups of people by their collective weight?