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    Red face Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    Here's a question from that fun time-killer (amazingly useful when you've got ten minutes to waste and a room full of ADHD freshmen!) ZOBMONDO. It's one of my favorite. There are pluses and minuses for either case, but tell us: Would you rather perspire fluorescent green sweat or fart blue smoke?
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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    Perspire fluorescent green sweat? Sounds like a Gatorade commercial. Is IT in you?

    I guess I'd rather sweat green than fart blue. But wait, what if the green sweat stains your clothes?... do the blue smoke farts smell like regular farts?... oh, it's so hard to choose.

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    hell, I do both.
    but first,
    how much will your church function pay?

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    I'm a humid person. Can't get away from it. How cool would it be to have this green glow going on about me? I mean, not like say mold, just this vibrantly neon green aura? So much better than random blue puffs coming out of my ass. Just my .02.

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    Which one gives out the less offensive smell? Also when you fart the blue smoke is there some kind of sound effect that goes with that too? Is there some kind of dependency with regreads to the volume level of the sound the fart makes, how bad the smell is and the size of the blue smoke when it comes out? Does the blue smoke stain your underwear? Can you switch choices, like today you perspire the Fluorescent Green Sweat and tomorrow you Fart Blue Smoke? Does the Fluorescent Green Sweat glows in the dark? Could you use it as hair gel? Does it come out from under your arms or from your forehead?

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    Quote Originally Posted by helen
    Can you switch choices, like today you perspire the Fluorescent Green Sweat and tomorrow you Fart Blue Smoke?
    no.
    But you can fart flourescent green sweat and later, perspire blue smoke.
    Then, sweat green smoke, and on sunday, yer limited to farting flour scent.

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    I'll take the Blue Farts and the Noise, thank you very much! I can just see it when I'm in Club Kekai's...on Hotel Street, drunk and singing, "That's Life!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivener
    Here's a question from that fun time-killer (amazingly useful when you've got ten minutes to waste and a room full of ADHD freshmen!) ZOBMONDO. It's one of my favorite. There are pluses and minuses for either case, but tell us: Would you rather perspire fluorescent green sweat or fart blue smoke?
    Puhleeze. I am Wahine™. I'll accessorize the hell out of that neon green sweat. Smoke is just too hard to discreetly contain within one's personal biome.

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    I can see a cabaret act in all this. Something with balloons and squeegees.

    And bananas.

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    I would much rather fart blue smoke than sweat green. Can we set blue farts on fire like regular farts ?

    However, it would be fun to be able to do both, if I could do it selectively.

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    Wink Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    How much do the operations cost and can it be covered by medical insurance? I'm kinda partial to the blue farts actually. Could really accentuate a point when warrented.
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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    Quote Originally Posted by TurquoiseDuck
    I would much rather fart blue smoke than sweat green. Can we set blue farts on fire like regular farts ?
    yea, but then, yer neighbor's faces would turn green..
    with envy.


    so almost, in effect you have both.

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    Quote Originally Posted by kimo55
    yea, but then, yer neighbor's faces would turn green..
    with envy.


    so almost, in effect you have both.
    la deese ?

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    Tuff one...

    I sweat more than I fart, so I'd take the blue smoke.
    How'd I get so white and nerdy?

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    Assuming the only change to our bodies is the color of our sweat and a visible blue colored smoke from our rear end. Given the volume of which a human's sweat you will just see a few green droplets on ones's head. Also the smoke cloud one produces would less that a puff of cigeratte smoke.

    I don't think it would be too much of a change if all of sudden one can see this stuff.

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    I already fart purple. Why change?

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    I go with the blue fart option. Flatulence, in any color, is truly a "passing" phenonama. It comes; it goes. About the only negative about it that I envision, is that somebody might ask, if the fart was dealt anonymously (and if it's possible to deal blue farts secretly) in a crowded room is: "Eh..who wen (blue) fut?" Farts come and go. Green sweat, I'm afraid, with the potential staining issues, might poses significantly more problems.

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    Default Re: Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?

    Blue Futs would look awesome. But I agree with Surfingfarmboy that it would be hard to sneak in a silent one with the blue cloud coming out of your butt....

    Would add to wise old sayings like "Don't eat yellow snow"

    "Don't enter elevators with blue air"
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    Default Why is that?

    This post had me thinking this:

    Did you ever notice that when someone who passes gas silently it smells really bad compared to someone who passes gas really loudly.

    Why is that?

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    Default Re: Why is that?

    I just saw our current active users/viewers go down from 77 to 13.
    why is that?

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    Default Re: Why is that?

    Quote Originally Posted by helen
    This post had me thinking this:

    Did you ever notice that when someone who passes gas silently it smells really bad compared to someone who passes gas really loudly.

    Why is that?
    They trying to be "sneaky" as suppose to just letting it out!

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    Default Re: Why is that?

    gosh aunty.
    dass right!
    wow...
    well said.
    that's gotta be... post of the month!
    Last edited by kimo55; September 16th, 2005 at 02:49 PM.

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    google kicks a**


    So why do farts smell? Fermented food produces different types of fumes, some of which smell. Flatulence contains odorless gases, such as nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, and methane, but it also contains the "oh-so-nasty" hydrogen sulfide, which causes the smell. If you have not noticed by now, some of the aforementioned fumes are flammable, like methane and oxygen, so you can, in fact, burn farts. Yes, you can set them aflame; it is not a myth, and a great way to impress the girls too... you do know I'm joking?
    How much odor is produced also depends on the food you eat. Vegetarians might fart as often as meat-eaters, but their "serenades" do not smell as much because vegetables produce less hydrogen sulfide. The more sulfur rich the foods you eat, the more your farts will stink because bacteria will generate sulfides and mercaptans as they break down the nutrients. Beware: even though cauliflower is a vegetable, it also makes you stinky, so watch out!

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    Default Re: Why is that?

    Who gives a KAKAS? A FART is a FART!!!! I never smelt a sweet one!

    Aunty Lynn hahahahahaha!

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    Default Re: Why is that?

    "A burp is a fart wasted" is my motto.

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