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[alohabear]

This photo is of a big pile up yesterday. What do think the woman is saying on her cellphone?

"Honey ...I was just fixing my make-up!"

[Ailina]

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"Tiff, you have GOT to get here NOW. Oh.....my.....gawd. I, like, PUKED...all...over...myself. Bring my white tanktop out of my closet. And some perfume. And some ginger ale. And, like, HURRY."

[Leo Lakio]

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"Yeah, I know --- this whole 'rapture' thing really didn't work out like I thought it would..."

[pzarquon]

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Like Ailina, I was thinking: "Hey, Trish? Still there? Yeah, so, like, I was saying, this guy, he was all, like, 'Hey baby,' and I was like, omigod! So then he, like..."

Or, how about, "Hello? AIG? Why isn't my car repaired and sitting in my garage? It's been over an hour!"

[kimo55]

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But hunny, Lingle did propose double decker driving, didn't she?!

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Uh, Audie? Yea. uh do you have a little of that scratch and dent colorcoded paint stuff?

[adrian]

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"um police, I'd like to put a search for a missing person who fell out of my car, and oh yeah, send some people to a traffic scene."

[sinjin]

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"No, honey, that's okay, the Highway Patrol officer offered to give me a ride."

[kimo55]

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Nathan? Yea, lissen, I was thinkin it's about time maybe I finally allowed you to put on one o those racer glasspack trashcan size exhaust pipes on our car!

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....must obey the aliens keep speaking to my brain right up here, I feel it....."just walk to work... on the freeway every day. keep walking to work on the freeway..."


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...reporting live from the accident site, Back to you, Joe Moore.
Huh, whuzzat? Yea, I do take my work seriously.
Huh?!.... No, I can't think of a funny quirky thing for you to say to end yer broadcast.
Oh wait...!


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uh Larry? yea. we definitely have an oil leak. can see it now... yep


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Hi, Sally, need yer advice:
I'm here at wrent-a-wreck and simply can't decide which one I wanna take around the island!



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Yo, Thelma? yea, Louise here. We ready to shoot that sequel you been talking about?



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ok, whuddid Tony Robbins say? Oh yea. If I concentrate and affirm reaaalll hard like this, i can make this big bad dent go away before my hubby see's the car. hmmmm. hhmmmmhmmmm.....

[sinjin]

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"You won't believe it but there's been another accident just since I've been standing here."

[alohabear]

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Guess wot George ...you was right! I did end up on HawaiiThreads.Com

[Leo Lakio]

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Guess wot George ...you was right! I did end up on HawaiiThreads.Com

We have our winner, folks - thanks for playing!

[1stwahine]

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Hhhhheelllo???? Aunty? Aunty? Aunty Lynn? UUhh...I'm in kinda trouble. No, not DRUGS. No, not murder. Small kine...(cough,cough) traffic. Can you help me? gives her name, license plate, driver's license. Waits.

rings, rings, rings, Helllo? %$#*&^@^

To me it's small kine. Nobody got killed. AUNTY! Please!
Phone goes dead.

[MadAzza]

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"Can you hear me now?"


You guys are all cracking me up!

[kimo55]

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"can you clear me now?"

looks like the Buick tried....

[pzarquon]

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"Well, the guy had this bumpersticker, and it said something like, 'If you can read this...' But it was too small, so I thought I'd just get a little closer..."