The next time you get a fortune cookie, save the fortune and quote it here for us, adding the phrase "IN BED" to the end.
I have three here that are taped to my wall (I wanted to scan them, but they're stuck rather permanently):
These were all collected from Panda's, the takeout place.
I have three here that are taped to my wall (I wanted to scan them, but they're stuck rather permanently):
Don't be too ruthless toward a weak person. He/She might not be able to accept it...in bed.
You'll soon meet your dream lover. Grasp the opportunity...in bed.
To escape humiliation, mind your manners...in bed.
These were all collected from Panda's, the takeout place.
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