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    Berlin invaded by boars

    Officials have resorted to shooting the invading boars with rifles, within city limits. Some Berliners are protective of the boars, feeding them. Unlike pigeons, boars are highly intelligent and dangerous.

    Given enough time, perhaps the boars will domesticate enough humans, to protect their political interests.
    "By concealing your desires, you may trick people into being cruel about the wrong thing." --Steven Aylett, Fain the Sorcerer
    "You gotta get me to the tall corn." --David Mamet, Spartan
    "    Amateurs talk technology, professionals talk conditions." --(unknown)
    Tags: wildlife
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    Re: Berlin invaded by boars

    Originally posted by MyopicJoe View Post
    Given enough time, perhaps the boars will domesticate enough humans, to protect their political interests.
    Can't wait for the boars to build their first slaughterhouse.
    Beijing 8-08-08 to 8-24-08

    Tiananmen Square 4-15-89 to 6-04-89

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      Re: Berlin invaded by boars

      HT invaded by boors!
      May I always be found beneath your contempt.

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        Re: Berlin invaded by boars

        Originally posted by Random View Post
        Can't wait for the boars to build their first slaughterhouse.
        Dude, I'm waiting for the boars to eat their first homeless person, though I'm told there are no homeless people in Berlin due to their welfare system.


        Originally posted by salmoned View Post
        HT invaded by boors!
        /gigglesnort
        "By concealing your desires, you may trick people into being cruel about the wrong thing." --Steven Aylett, Fain the Sorcerer
        "You gotta get me to the tall corn." --David Mamet, Spartan
        "        Amateurs talk technology, professionals talk conditions." --(unknown)

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          Re: Berlin invaded by boars

          Originally posted by MyopicJoe View Post
          Dude, I'm waiting for the boars to eat their first homeless person, though I'm told there are no homeless people in Berlin due to their welfare system.
          It's easier to domesticate the ones that are already in cages, err homes.
          Beijing 8-08-08 to 8-24-08

          Tiananmen Square 4-15-89 to 6-04-89

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            Re: Berlin invaded by boars

            Originally posted by Random View Post
            It's easier to domesticate the ones that are already in cages, err homes.
            Heh, heh. Good point. The street smart ones might put up a fight, but the couch potatoes should be easy to herd.
            "By concealing your desires, you may trick people into being cruel about the wrong thing." --Steven Aylett, Fain the Sorcerer
            "You gotta get me to the tall corn." --David Mamet, Spartan
            "            Amateurs talk technology, professionals talk conditions." --(unknown)

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