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  • #16
    Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

    As seen in a women's restroom at Richard's Last Resort in Dallas, TX:

    “A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.”


    And for Valentines Day:

    "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
    - Chrissy, age 6
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    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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    • #17
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      His 'n hers Valentine's Day poems:

      The Gal’s Valentine’s Day Poem:

      Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
      But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

      I thought that I could love no other
      Until, that is, I met your brother

      Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
      This describes everything you are not

      I see your face when I am dreaming
      That's why I always wake up screaming

      My feelings for you no words can tell
      Except for maybe "go to hell"

      And now for the Guy’s Valentine’s Day Poem:

      I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
      Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

      Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
      But the roses are wilting, and the violets are dead.
      The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

      I want to feel your sweet embrace
      But don't take that paper bag off of your face

      My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
      Marrying you has screwed up my life.
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      That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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      • #18
        Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

        Originally posted by LikaNui View Post
        As seen in a women's restroom at Richard's Last Resort in Dallas, TX:

        “A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.”



        And for Valentines Day:

        "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
        - Chrissy, age 6
        On the flip side:

        "Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die."
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        • #19
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          You guys funny... both those last two had me laughing. Thanks!
          Life is either an adventure... or you're not doing it right!!!

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          • #20
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            The one quote my wife won't let me forget that I said to her in an embrace:

            "When I look at other women I don't think of you"

            Ummm what I meant was that whenever I look at other women I don't lust because everything I could want in a woman was in the woman I married. But it just didn't come out that way.

            Thank God she's analytical and understood what I meant.
            Life is what you make of it...so please read the instructions carefully.

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            • #21
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              i always remember one line taken from the movie/book Shawshank Redemption

              "Get busy living, or get busy dying"
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              • #22
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                What disease did cured ham actually have?


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                That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                • #23
                  Re: Favorite Quotes - Chapter 2

                  Originally posted by LikaNui View Post
                  What disease did cured ham actually have?


                  Good question. Not sure, but I can be reasonably sure that it got it from smoking.
                  Don't be mean,
                  try to help.

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                  • #24
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                    Originally posted by LocalMotion View Post
                    i always remember one line taken from the movie/book Shawshank Redemption

                    "Get busy living, or get busy dying"
                    Love that movie, and that quote.


                    "Every day above ground is a good day"

                    I heard Gene Simmons say it, but I bet it was around bfore him.
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                    • #25
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                      “My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I
                      noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath,
                      "Married!" and walking away. Fabric softeners are how our wives mark their
                      territory. We can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April Fresh
                      scent out of our clothes.”

                      Andy Rooney

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                      That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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                      • #26
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                        "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't."
                        - General George Patton

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                        • #27
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                          "Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse", James Dean

                          Thank god I forgot that one growing up.
                          Life is what you make of it...so please read the instructions carefully.

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                          • #28
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                            "It is what it is!" -I love to use this whenever I don't understand something.

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                            • #29
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                              "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

                              Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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                              • #30
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                                "a strong man stands up for himself...a stronger man stands up for others"

                                Ben the male cow with udders from that Barn movie
                                Life is what you make of it...so please read the instructions carefully.

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