The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

[lavagal]

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The Good:
Thanks to your new friend and talent scout who helped you pick out your car, she also advised you to get insurance for it...hence a gecko instantly appears on scene and hands you a check to cover the entire loss!

[blueyecicle]

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The bad: When you go to cash the check you get hit by a motor scooter and end up in the hospital for 3 months.

[HulaHoney]

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The bad: When you go to cash the check you get hit by a motor scooter and end up in the hospital for 3 months.

The Ugly: You don't need car or insurance anymore because you are in a wheelchair, permanently.

[damontucker]

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The good... you go on a trip... the plane crashes on a mysterious island...
and then all of a sudden you are no longer paralyzed anymore

[HulaHoney]

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The bad...but now on this lonely mysterious island, you are cut off from the world with no way of getting home to rejoice with family and friends that you are able-bodied again.

[Leo Lakio]

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The ugly: Those damn TV cameras won't leave you alone, not to mention some crazy blogging podcaster keeps showing up in the vicinity.

[damontucker]

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The good... that crazy blogging podcaster... happens to have a GPS with him...and can blog to people where they are at to be found.

[Leo Lakio]

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The bad: no power to the GPS.

[Hellbent]

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The Ugly: No matter how you try it, you cannot make a bicycle made out of cocounts and vines to power the GPS.
Also, a polar bear eats you.

[damontucker]

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The good:

The polar bear doesn't like the the way you taste so he throws you up...
When he pukes you up you wake up and come to realize you were just sleeping inside the Honolulu Zoo and it's all been a bad dream.

[Hellbent]

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The Bad: Youre naked and that wasnt a pillow you had your hand between.

[lavagal]

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The Ugly:
So there you are naked as you wake up in Rusti the Orangatan's playground, fondling some fuzzy balls.

[damontucker]

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The good... Rusti is not feeling like mating!

[blueyecicle]

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The bad: Because he already finished!

[lavagal]

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The Good:
The Honolulu Zoo Society has elected you its president because of your ability to communicate with Rusti and other residents within the amusement's confines.