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    Helping teens find faith and firearms

    To help attract teens to religion, this church was planning to give away an AR-15 (civilian version of the M-16):

    http://www.9news.com/news/watercoole...5647&catid=337
    "By concealing your desires, you may trick people into being cruel about the wrong thing." --Steven Aylett, Fain the Sorcerer
    "You gotta get me to the tall corn." --David Mamet, Spartan
    "    Amateurs talk technology, professionals talk conditions." --(unknown)
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    Re: Helping teens find faith and firearms

    WWJS? Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
    “First we fought the preliminary round for the k***s and now we’re gonna fight the main event for the n*****s."
    http://hollywoodbitchslap.com/review...=416&printer=1

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    • #3
      Re: Helping teens find faith and firearms

      The bigger the gun, the closer to God.

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        Hellboy must be arm in arm with him then.
        https://www.facebook.com/Bobby-Ingan...5875444640256/

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          Re: Helping teens find faith and firearms

          Originally posted by MyopicJoe View Post
          To help attract teens to religion, this church was planning to give away an AR-15 (civilian version of the M-16):

          http://www.9news.com/news/watercoole...5647&catid=337
          I noticed the priest suffered a foot injury but never mentioned how he got it.

          I'm guessing God made him shoot his own foot with the prize.
          Beijing 8-08-08 to 8-24-08

          Tiananmen Square 4-15-89 to 6-04-89

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            Re: Helping teens find faith and firearms

            Originally posted by Random View Post
            I noticed the priest suffered a foot injury but never mentioned how he got it.
            Haha yeah. I noticed the same thing. It reminds me of this DEA agent (fateful words at 0:39).
            "By concealing your desires, you may trick people into being cruel about the wrong thing." --Steven Aylett, Fain the Sorcerer
            "You gotta get me to the tall corn." --David Mamet, Spartan
            "            Amateurs talk technology, professionals talk conditions." --(unknown)

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            • #7
              Re: Helping teens find faith and firearms

              What type of gun would Jesus own?

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              • #8
                Re: Helping teens find faith and firearms

                Thou shall have the right to bear arms.
                Didn't Moses say that?
                Last edited by Walkoff Balk; July 14, 2008, 06:24 PM. Reason: add

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                  Re: Helping teens find faith and firearms

                  Originally posted by Random View Post
                  I noticed the priest suffered a foot injury but never mentioned how he got it.
                  HaHa! Talk about shooting yourself in the foot!

                  This reminds me of a radio ad I heard in Texas - "Buy a truck, get a free shotgun"!

                  This is SO irresponsible of the church. Really. With all of the efforts in place to discourage kids from getting their hands on guns, and the high numbers of teen gun violence...what were they thinking?!
                  ~ This is the strangest life I've ever known ~

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                  • #10
                    Re: Helping teens find faith and firearms

                    Originally posted by turtlegirl View Post
                    ...what were they thinking?!
                    "Thinking"? Assumes facts not in evidence, counsel.

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