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We have a nest that a bird built on top of one of our outdoor speakers (it's mounted onto the wall). The mama bird is such a good mom. She built a great nest. The eggs hatched a few days ago and those birds are the sweetest things ever. All I can see are these little necks stretching up and open beaks begging for food. Sometimes Mama will fly away if she gets spooked, but now that they're hatched, she's more comfortable with us and stays.
The speakers are right next to our back door, so whenever I take our dogs outside, I kind of peek into the nest from a safe distance. When I looked today, I didn't see her. The little babies were begging for food. I checked out the near-by trees that she'll sometimes flee to, but no Mama. It was really bothering me, so I kept checking and no Mama. Finally, the last time I took the dogs out for the night, I saw her snuggled down over the little ones and was so relieved. I don't know why I was so upset about it, but I'm glad she made it back!
Today I made good sale. We've been hit by the tight budgets of customers, so it was nice to make a sizeable sale. It made me reflect on those who are without a job at all.
Now run along and play, but don’t get into trouble.
Doctor wanted to look at matapule's prostate up close and personal with scope. Matapule say what you call this procedure? Doctor say, "matapule, we call it 'peckerectomy'." Hah, hah, hah doctor, you one smart okole doctor, you should be on Comedy Central. Doctor say, "we goin take scenic route!" Doctor say, "you want local or wat?" Matapule say, "local for gurley mans, matapule don need no local, this should be fun!"
First sign of trouble to come is male nurse for prep. Hey, way minute, where pretty young female nurse, like at front desk? Then doctor come in, with big smile on face, all dress in puke green. Doctor holding scope about 2 feet long. Matapule say, "dis one size fit all, heh, heh?" Doctor say, "dis going to be little uncomfortable."
OMG! OMG! OMG! matapule puke on floor!
Matapule decide he be gurley mans nex time (which matapule hopes is NEVER!)
I was at my OB-GYN...the usual up on the table, feet in the stirrups thing...when he pulled open a drawer beside him and got out a speculum. I said to him, "You know, Doc, in the US these things are heated in a bucket of warm water in order to make them more comfortable". He smiled and laughed and said, "Suze, in France we do it like this", as he formed his lips onto an 'O' and huffed on the speculum to warm it.
Matapule - you were given a choice to have some anesthesia. We just have to stand there & be squished and if your'e a "well endowed" female, it just involves more squishing!
That's why I think TutuSue's invention would be a good thing so that women could share more of their experiences with men. After all, equality should work both ways yeah?
"Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be."
– Sydney J. Harris
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