How moke you stay?

[cezanne]

Re: How moke you stay?

I dunno, to me, most of the questions are kinda dumb... like they don't really have anything to do with whether or not you got the moke factor. Mokes writing online journals or worse, having screenames lol. Getting moke points for living on the west side, riding the bus... yeah right.

[Miulang]

Re: How moke you stay?

Nah, it's kinda embarrassing dat I still stay one moke even though I spent ten years on da mainland. I expected to score between 45 and 60 percent. Of course, da quiz is probably "culturally-biased" vis-a-vis folks dat stay in da rural parts of da neighbor islands.

Eh, no be shame for being one moke! Everybody in Hawai'i too busy trying to be like peeps on da Mainland. You one endangered species in da 'aina! You one local treasure! Keep it up!

Miulang

[DaveNSoKona]

Re: How moke you stay?

You scored a 52% on the "How Moke Are You/You Stay?" Quizie!

2993 people had a score lower than yours

3784 people had a score higher than yours

202 people had a score the same as yours

Who knew!

[Palolo Joe]

Re: How moke you stay?

Everybody in Hawai'i too busy trying to be like peeps on da Mainland.

Really? That's news to me. I see more mainland residents trying to act local than locals trying to act mainland.

[pzarquon]

Re: How moke you stay?

Really? That's news to me. I see more mainland residents trying to act local than locals trying to act mainland.

Well, according to some starry-eyed idealists, anyone in Hawaii who isn't living under a thatched roof with four generations of family and eating locally-grown foodstuff - or anyone who dares have a job and earns (gasp!) American money and actually purchases items he or she didn't grow or build themselves - is "trying to act mainland."

Which would be, of course, just about everyone.

Then there's "just" fostering rampant development, desecrating tikis with cartoon characters, building "big box" stores, driving Hummers (or using your car horn)... that could be "acting mainland" too.

I'm not taking this test. I know I'm about as "moke" as a slice of white bread. Hell, I'd fail a "how local are you?" test too. Fortunately, a test doesn't dictate who I am.

[HaolewaiianGirl]

Re: How moke you stay?

LOL 59%... Not bad fo one haole. No wonder I cannot make friends living on the mainland for the last 5 years... hahaha

[craigwatanabe]

Re: How moke you stay?

yeah yeah whatevers...

me? 40% Geez I nevah tink I had any in me at all!

[Surfingfarmboy]

Re: How moke you stay?

This farmboy originally from Ka'u on the Big I , (hardly a moke heaven) ,whose usual attire is a t-shirt and bib overalls during the working portion of a day, (a get-up no self-respecting moke would be seen in) somehow managed to score a 45%. 45% moke?