*approaches co-worker at water cooler*
You: Hey, how's it going?
Co-worker: alright, alright.
You: Oh, did you hear about Alicia Keys' new boyfriend? It's a shocker.
Co-worker: Really? Who is it?
You: No one, no one, no one, noooooo one!
*sips water*
You: Hey, how's it going?
Co-worker: alright, alright.
You: Oh, did you hear about Alicia Keys' new boyfriend? It's a shocker.
Co-worker: Really? Who is it?
You: No one, no one, no one, noooooo one!
*sips water*
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