A visit to the doctor
When you get to a certain age, the doctor calls me in every 2 months to give me more blood pressure tablets and a check up.
Just my luck !! my doctor was off sick There are 9 other doctors in the Elms medical practice and they had to give me an appointment with a female doctor who could not speak nor understand English very well.
She looked at her computer monitor and checked my age ,,,, then she decided that she would give me a prostate check up.
I told her that I had suffered the 'finger up the bum' check just before Christmas and all I wanted was a repeat prescription for my tablets.
I was ordered to get my clothes off and get on the couch. By then I was losing my cool, which is not like me.
OK ! I was a bit rude ? I waved the prescription form at her and said,,,,
" You are asking me to get my boxer shorts off and you haven't even kissed me yet."
She signed the prescription straight away. I made another appontment at reception to see My doctor a.s.a.p.
When you get to a certain age, the doctor calls me in every 2 months to give me more blood pressure tablets and a check up.
Just my luck !! my doctor was off sick There are 9 other doctors in the Elms medical practice and they had to give me an appointment with a female doctor who could not speak nor understand English very well.
She looked at her computer monitor and checked my age ,,,, then she decided that she would give me a prostate check up.
I told her that I had suffered the 'finger up the bum' check just before Christmas and all I wanted was a repeat prescription for my tablets.
I was ordered to get my clothes off and get on the couch. By then I was losing my cool, which is not like me.
OK ! I was a bit rude ? I waved the prescription form at her and said,,,,
" You are asking me to get my boxer shorts off and you haven't even kissed me yet."
She signed the prescription straight away. I made another appontment at reception to see My doctor a.s.a.p.
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