Re: Local Jokes
My cousin just graduated from the last class of cadets
at the Honolulu Police Academy.
As is the case, the rookies get the junk "beats", like
China Town and Waikiki pulling the 11 - 7 shift. It
sucks.
One day I see him wit his kids down Ala Moana.
I ask him how it's going. He says: "Hoo man, summer
time is the worst."
I ask him why.
He sez: "The kidz are all out of school, you get
tourist kids on vacation ... Waikiki goes nutz at
nite and that's when me and my partner work."
"In fact, the other nite," he continues, " we get
one call that some kidz when climb the fence at
Honolulu Zoo. So him and me go check it out.
We find three kidz running around the zoo grounds."
"ok" I say.
"...so we grab the three kids...line 'em up against
the wall and start questioning 'em."
"Wot your name? Where you from?
Wot you doing here?"
The first kid says: "My name Manual Pacheco. I stay
from Palolo Valley and I came to feed peanuts to da
lions."
My partner says: "Stupid portagee kid..get out of
here and don't come back."
The next kid says: My name Sufi Maiava. I live up
Kalihi Valley and I came feed peanuts to da lions."
I say: "Stupid solly kid..dum ass portagee..get outta
hea and don't come back."
The third kid has his hair all messed up, his glasses
is broken on his face, he has scratches all
over his arms and he is crying...
He says: "um...m-m-m-m....mah name Peanuts."
My cousin just graduated from the last class of cadets
at the Honolulu Police Academy.
As is the case, the rookies get the junk "beats", like
China Town and Waikiki pulling the 11 - 7 shift. It
sucks.
One day I see him wit his kids down Ala Moana.
I ask him how it's going. He says: "Hoo man, summer
time is the worst."
I ask him why.
He sez: "The kidz are all out of school, you get
tourist kids on vacation ... Waikiki goes nutz at
nite and that's when me and my partner work."
"In fact, the other nite," he continues, " we get
one call that some kidz when climb the fence at
Honolulu Zoo. So him and me go check it out.
We find three kidz running around the zoo grounds."
"ok" I say.
"...so we grab the three kids...line 'em up against
the wall and start questioning 'em."
"Wot your name? Where you from?
Wot you doing here?"
The first kid says: "My name Manual Pacheco. I stay
from Palolo Valley and I came to feed peanuts to da
lions."
My partner says: "Stupid portagee kid..get out of
here and don't come back."
The next kid says: My name Sufi Maiava. I live up
Kalihi Valley and I came feed peanuts to da lions."
I say: "Stupid solly kid..dum ass portagee..get outta
hea and don't come back."
The third kid has his hair all messed up, his glasses
is broken on his face, he has scratches all
over his arms and he is crying...
He says: "um...m-m-m-m....mah name Peanuts."
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