Here's a question from that fun time-killer (amazingly useful when you've got ten minutes to waste and a room full of ADHD freshmen!) ZOBMONDO. It's one of my favorite. There are pluses and minuses for either case, but tell us: Would you rather perspire fluorescent green sweat or fart blue smoke?
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Would You Rather Perspire Fluorescent Green Sweat or Fart Blue Smoke?
27Perspire fluorescent green sweat.40.74%11Fart blue smoke.59.26%16But I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I GOT IT ALL! (George Costanza)
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Perspire fluorescent green sweat? Sounds like a Gatorade commercial. Is IT in you?
I guess I'd rather sweat green than fart blue. But wait, what if the green sweat stains your clothes?... do the blue smoke farts smell like regular farts?... oh, it's so hard to choose.
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I'm a humid person. Can't get away from it. How cool would it be to have this green glow going on about me? I mean, not like say mold, just this vibrantly neon green aura? So much better than random blue puffs coming out of my ass. Just my .02.
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Which one gives out the less offensive smell? Also when you fart the blue smoke is there some kind of sound effect that goes with that too? Is there some kind of dependency with regreads to the volume level of the sound the fart makes, how bad the smell is and the size of the blue smoke when it comes out? Does the blue smoke stain your underwear? Can you switch choices, like today you perspire the Fluorescent Green Sweat and tomorrow you Fart Blue Smoke? Does the Fluorescent Green Sweat glows in the dark? Could you use it as hair gel? Does it come out from under your arms or from your forehead?
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Originally posted by helenCan you switch choices, like today you perspire the Fluorescent Green Sweat and tomorrow you Fart Blue Smoke?
But you can fart flourescent green sweat and later, perspire blue smoke.
Then, sweat green smoke, and on sunday, yer limited to farting flour scent.
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I'll take the Blue Farts and the Noise, thank you very much! I can just see it when I'm in Club Kekai's...on Hotel Street, drunk and singing, "That's Life!"
Auntie LynnBe AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
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Originally posted by scrivenerHere's a question from that fun time-killer (amazingly useful when you've got ten minutes to waste and a room full of ADHD freshmen!) ZOBMONDO. It's one of my favorite. There are pluses and minuses for either case, but tell us: Would you rather perspire fluorescent green sweat or fart blue smoke?
pax
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How much do the operations cost and can it be covered by medical insurance? I'm kinda partial to the blue farts actually. Could really accentuate a point when warrented.Life is either an adventure... or you're not doing it right!!!
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Originally posted by TurquoiseDuckI would much rather fart blue smoke than sweat green. Can we set blue farts on fire like regular farts ?
with envy.
so almost, in effect you have both.
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Assuming the only change to our bodies is the color of our sweat and a visible blue colored smoke from our rear end. Given the volume of which a human's sweat you will just see a few green droplets on ones's head. Also the smoke cloud one produces would less that a puff of cigeratte smoke.
I don't think it would be too much of a change if all of sudden one can see this stuff.
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