wardrobe mal funshun

[kimo55]

in a current article, the hsb tells us:

"Bras for every figure
Goddesses come in all sizes"

we demand equal opportunity, gender specific reportage:


"Jockstraps for every Dirk Diggler
Gods come in all sizes"



http://starbulletin.com/2006/06/15/f...s/story03.html

[Pua'i Mana'o]

Re: wardrobe mal funshun

in a current article, the hsb tells us:

"Bras for every figure
Goddesses come in all sizes"

we demand equal opportunity, gender specific reportage:


"Jockstraps for every Dirk Diggler
Gods come in all sizes"



http://starbulletin.com/2006/06/15/f...s/story03.html

I didn't realize that men run a similar range of sizes as do women's bosoms. Not that I make it a habit to stare at a men's crotch area, but I have never been unable to stop gaping due to a large bulge, whereas women run the range from cookie sheet to a pair of kegs screaming for reduction.

I agree with your bemoaned disparity, and cannot wait to see those commercials on tv for an "18-hr cup" or "cross your bags" (with gel straps!).

[Leo Lakio]

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"The Bobbitt Cup: it lifts and separates." *shudder!*

[Pua'i Mana'o]

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I could go on and on with this gag....the push-up cup, with the shelf inside to "prop the boys", and with all those seasonal colors to match your skin tone, or to be daring...microfiber or cotton? How about the "water-bag"? Or the one for the wedding night, dyed to match her garter....

...on second thought, this is so wrong. Women like me are going to scream "we want our feral men back! Fie on those meterophysical contraptions made for Men...by the Man™"

{{{willies}}}

[Linkmeister]

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Well, remembering how some female conservatives gushed over Bush in his flightsuit during his "Mission Accomplished" trip to that aircraft carrier...

[craigwatanabe]

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Well, remembering how some female conservatives gushed over Bush in his flightsuit during his "Mission Accomplished" trip to that aircraft carrier...

I musta missed that one...still think Clinton should have said, "that was my dress with the stain on it not Lewinski's" Hey if he can get away with adultry and get the support from his wife and NOW, I can safely assume he'd get the support from America's cross-dressing crowd.

[Linkmeister]

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I musta missed that one...still think Clinton should have said, "that was my dress with the stain on it not Lewinski's" Hey if he can get away with adultry and get the support from his wife and NOW, I can safely assume he'd get the support from America's cross-dressing crowd.

Oh, it was amusing in a sad sort of way. If you look at some of those photos, there's a distinct, um, bulge because of the tension the suit (or chute?) straps put between the legs. There were quite the number of admiring comments from the female writers on his side of the aisle.

[Miulang]

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Oh, it was amusing in a sad sort of way. If you look at some of those photos, there's a distinct, um, bulge because of the tension the suit (or chute?) straps put between the legs. There were quite the number of admiring comments from the female writers on his side of the aisle.

Maybe Dubya was wearing one of Laura's thongs?

Miulang

[craigwatanabe]

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Maybe Dubya was wearing one of Laura's thongs?

Miulang

Laura wears thongs? No wonder she's smiling all the time

[timkona]

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Selective politics, rooted in cognitive dissonance, is demonstrated admirably by NOW's continued support of Slick Willy, even after he "came out of the closet". Too Funny.

[Miulang]

Re: wardrobe mal funshun

Selective politics, rooted in cognitive dissonance, is demonstrated admirably by NOW's continued support of Slick Willy, even after he "came out of the closet". Too Funny.

At least his extramarital affairs didn't cause 2,500 soldiers and countless numbers of innocent civilians to be killed. I'd much rather have an adulterer than a murderer as my leader.

Miulang