Your best comeback line?

[tutusue]

Re: Your best comeback line?

My Mom is in her 80s. An acquaintance always greets her with, "Hey, Mrs. ---, I thought you were dead!" He's trying to be funny, but it grates on her nerves to hear it so often. Anyway, she once replied, "I thought I just went to your funeral." She asked me for better comebacks. Anyone have suggestions? Oh, the man is in his 70s.

"I read the paper this morning and my name wasn't in the obituary column so I took a dump, applied my spackle and here I am." (this line was slightly plagiarized from my dad who didn't use the spackle part...'cept as it related to my mom!)

[...]Maybe it's only my Mom's 'friends', but they are always dropping insults and poking fun at each other, regarding death, impotence, senility, hearing problems, false teeth, sagging bodies... do all elderly people do that?

Yes!

[Kalalau]

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Professor Irwin Corey: "When your IQ gets to 65...SELL!!"

[Walkoff Balk]

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A football player said to a player on the other team, "You're writing checks that your ass can't cash." Anytime the word "ass" is used, there's a sophmoric laugh.

[craigwatanabe]

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"John 8:32" and I walk away

[Leo Lakio]

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Matthew 27:5 ... followed by "Go thou and do likewise."

(Not my original - I believe I first heard it used by George Carlin.)

[Walkoff Balk]

Re: Your best comeback line?

YOU LIE!
But, you can't backpeddle after saying that. You got to do a Tom Petty and won't back down.

[craigwatanabe]

Re: Your best comeback line?

YOU LIE!
But, you can't backpeddle after saying that. You got to do a Tom Petty and won't back down.

Got to get that quote on a bumper sticker ASAP

[Walkoff Balk]

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Got to get that quote on a bumper sticker ASAP

Rep. Wilson probably had "You Lie" trademarked already.

[craigwatanabe]

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Rep. Wilson probably had "You Lie" trademarked already.

He'll probably get rich off of that quote!

[turtlegirl]

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Comeback line? A string of random expletives has always worked for me.

[Walkoff Balk]

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What Serena Williams bleeping said!

[Walkoff Balk]

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http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...rings_fil.html

Mariah had a good comeback even if she might have been drunk.

[Mike_Lowery]

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"Go kill yourself!"

And while smiling and pointing at them, "You mad?"


Leaves'em confused then pissed all the time.

[craigwatanabe]

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After a long lecture, my 14-year old came back with this one word comback that literally floored me, "Huh?"

[buzz1941]

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Or, you just burst into tears.