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Doctor: "Pardon me boy, is this the transylvania station?"
Boy: "Track 39. Can I give you a shine?"
Then there's this one:
Doctor: "Wow, what knockers!" (he said, staring at the giant metal rings hanging from the door as he held the stacked woman in his arms)
Stacked woman: "Oh sank you doctor!"
Two easy ones:
"It's only a flesh wound!"
and
"What's he gonna do, nibble my bum?"
And does anyone know which movie this is from?:
"Geez, I didn't know the Doobie Brothers broke up!"
Two easy ones:
"It's only a flesh wound!"
and
"What's he gonna do, nibble my bum?"
mp and the holy grail (although that line about it only being a flesh wound can, i think, be found in several movies.)
and you're right: romancing the stone has so many funny lines.
Joan Wilder: What is all this?
Jack Colton: All this? About five to life in the States, a couple of centuries down here.
Joan Wilder: Oh, marijuana.
Jack Colton: Oh, you smoke it?
Joan Wilder: [defensively] I went to college!
525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?
Okay, this one's easy: "Bill, it's your baby. <BLAM!>"
So is this one: "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
But this one might stump you: "That's how i did it--I never saved anything for the swim back."
Or how about this one: "It's not professional!"
And, lastly, this one always makes me chuckle: "Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady!"
* I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. * - Anna Quindlen
I knew Helen would get the Kill Bill Vol. 1 quote.
The other guesses are correct except for "Stolen Summer." The quote comes from my all-time favorite sci-fi movie.
* I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. * - Anna Quindlen
Eh, AuntieKulolo, you stole my line!!! My b.f. & i are always threatening that "those aren't PILLOWS"!!!
"I will come for you. I will find you." -- Last of the Mohicans
"Why does sex make people crazy?" -- Simon Birch
"You're already a bastard. You might as well be an enlighted one!" -- Simon Birch
"I'm God's hero." -- Simon Birch
I mean, there are WAY too many lines from "Simon Birch." If i had to narrow it down to just ONE (& i HATE doing that, i'm a person with too many favorites) it would be "Simon Birch"
hey U'ilani. it's so funny. i just logged on to see what was happening in this thread and when i came across your lines, i thought, "s*&$, i wonder if anyone got it?!?" it's so easy cuz i like that movie too.
gattaca!
525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?
U'ilani, i forgot to mention that the other line (it's not professional) comes from truman, right?
(sorry to jump backwards but i would have liked gattaca more if it weren't for the totally impossible thing about ethan hawke's cells not being recognized. i mean, we shed so many thousands/millions of cells, there's no way he could have prevented them from being recognized. no big deal, of course, but i wish they had thought of some clever way of explaning that. awesome ending!
525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?
sigh. all the lines i like are so easy to recognize. maybe this one will stump a few people but it's pretty easy...
Man: Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
Woman: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.
[Long pause. Both look at the camera]
525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?
spoken single line by the director, Rob Reiner's mother to waiter after Meg Ryan did that fake looking organism scene. I mean...that would not fool me.
if... a gal cuntinued onnnnn, and onnn... saying yes,yes,yesyesyes
i would kick her outta bed.
sorry.
Last edited by kimo55; September 14, 2005, 09:13 PM.
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