Stupidest People Of The Day Award

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Antonio Brown Exposes Himself to Hotel Guests at Swimming Pool in Leaked Video | News, Scores, Highlights, Stats, and Rumors | Bleacher Report

Why is when Antonio Brown name is in the news? He did something bad. I'm waiting for his name doing something humanitarian.

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Tucker Carlson’s Southwest Florida home was in Hurricane Ian’s destructive path (yahoo.com)

You don't troll Mother Nature.

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Dog Surrendered to Florida Shelter After Owner's Landlord Said He Was 'Too Heavy' Breaks Our Hearts (yahoo.com)

Fat shaming goes to the dogs.

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Man pleads guilty to dousing ‘Bewitched’ statue in red paint | KHON2

Samantha should wiggle her nose and turn him into something.

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DoorDash customer says delivery driver ate his chicken wings, left surprising note in bag (yahoo.com)

I've never used DoorDash.

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Tucker’s New ‘Alex Jones’ Idea: Chemicals in Milk That ‘Turn Kids Trans’ (yahoo.com)

Milk of Amnesia.

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assholes want to resurrect the striped carnivorous marsupial known as a thylacine, which used to roam the Australian bush https://www.wral.com/scientists-plan...1936/20421315/

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Police: Man left puppy in scorching hot car with mouth taped shut while he gambled for hours (yahoo.com)

That guy should get the same treatment as the dog.

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Dog accidentally eats woman’s engagement ring during photoshoot gone awry (yahoo.com)

Just have to wait for the ring.

[Ron Whitfield]

test yo weave with The Helicopter https://www.facebook.com/alexa.ocamp...52088970334721

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19 Petty People Who Got Delicious Revenge On Entitled, Obnoxious Jerks (yahoo.com)

Revenge is best served hot.

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‘Typical day in NYC’: Footage shows women throw tantrum, trash store and injure employees over extra sauce (bizpacreview.com)

What's in the sauce?

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Man charged for throwing hot dog at Florida officer (khon2.com)

Even kids with Chicken Pox love hotdogs.

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You Were Probably Taught These 16 Ridiculous Myths As A Kid, But Now It's Time You Learn The Truth (yahoo.com)

Keep it 100.

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Tucker Carlson Can't Get Stephen Colbert And His Puppet Off His Mind (yahoo.com)

That puppet is an outrage!