Stupidest People Of The Day Award

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Japanese man who spent $16K to become a 'dog' says he wants to become a movie star (yahoo.com)

LIft up his leg.

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I saw an idiot driver flicked his lit cigarette out of the window.

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Japanese sushi chain drops $480,000 suit against 17-year-old over licking prank (yahoo.com)

Put Togarashi on his tongue for punishment.

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Woman throws computer monitors, scanners in outburst at airport ticket counter (msn.com)

That will speed up things.

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Former ESPN Host Destroyed Jemele Hill For Her Controversial Asian-Americans Opinion (msn.com)

Jemele Hill is an Uncle Tom. She wants more of a division between blacks and asians. She might be getting under the table payments from white supremacists to cause trouble.

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Thrill seekers jumping into polluted Ala Wai Canal waters spark major health concerns (hawaiinewsnow.com)

Stupid thrills.

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9 injured in Denver shooting near NBA Finals celebrations, police say (msn.com)

Baby nuggets.

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A sushi chain is suing a teen who licked a soy sauce bottle for nearly half a million dollars. His lawyer argues the teen never meant for footage of the incident to go viral. (yahoo.com)

Policy of you touch or lick the food. You pay for it.

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Conor McGregor knocks out Heat mascot at NBA Finals | Honolulu Star-Advertiser (staradvertiser.com)

Does the person who came up with this promotion still have a job?

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Controversial livestreamer slapped in the face while walking busy Japanese street (yahoo.com)

He got bitch slapoped.

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Man who opened Asiana plane door in mid-air tells police he was "uncomfortable" - Yonhap (yahoo.com)

The passengers should sue that dangerous moron for emotional damages.

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A MAGA Supporter Thinks It Should Be Illegal for Women To Own Dogs (yahoo.com)

What kind of creepy guy wants this?

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Play halted at World Snooker Championship after Just Stop Oil protester covers table in powder (msn.com)

Powder Bomb.

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A YouTuber was making a prank video in a Virginia mall. He said the prankee took it badly and shot him. (msn.com)

Whatta country!

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Authorities say 33 swimmers were harassing dolphins off Big Island | Honolulu Star-Advertiser (staradvertiser.com)

Leave dolphins alone!