Stupidest People Of The Day Award

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Pamela Anderson Alleges Tim Allen Flashed Her on Set of Home Improvement (yahoo.com)

The show was called "Tool Time."

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32 Subtly Shady Customer Behaviors That Are Guaranteed To Make Waitstaff Roll Their Eyes At You (yahoo.com)

Stupid or just plain rude?

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Shirtless man punches plane passenger during brawl ‘over a seat’ (msn.com)

The shirtless man is always the perp as seen on the tv series "Cops." Now, he's in the plane.

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Southwest flight returns to Honolulu following ‘behavior of customers’ (staradvertiser.com)

The dad turned the car around when the kids didn't behave in the backseat.

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TGI Fridays Is Facing A Lawsuit After Their Mozzarella Sticks Allegedly Found To Be Missing Mozzarella (yahoo.com)

This is an outrage. I mean. No, Mozzarella.

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A woman was arrested after she was seen hurling a computer monitor at an airline staffer at Miami International Airport, police say (msn.com)

I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm really, really mad.

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Alex Jones Goes to War With Kanye West and Nick Fuentes Over ‘Homoerotic’ Hitler Fascination (yahoo.com)

They should team up as The Three Morons.

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Tucker Carlson's Newest Conspiracy Theory Involves The NHL Brainwashing Sports Fans (yahoo.com)

You hockey puck.

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Man gets 800 gallons of gas for 1 cent each using remote device, Texas officials say (yahoo.com)

One cent? Made it too obvious.

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Man apologizes after ‘disrespectful’ video he posted atop Mauna Kea starts uproar (hawaiinewsnow.com)

An apology ain't enough. There should be a penalty fine.

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Woman who married rag doll says relationship is 'hanging on a thread' after he 'cheated' (msn.com)

Was the baby with the woman the rag doll cheated with had a DNA match?

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A man in China was hospitalized after he ate a whole, live crab to 'take revenge for my daughter' after it pinched her (msn.com)

'Crab Poke

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Matthew Perry Issued An Apology After Facing Intense Backlash For Appearing To Question Why Keanu Reeves Is Still Alive (yahoo.com)

Bing Chandler isn't aging well.

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Lindsay Lohan Was Banned From A Hotel For Not Paying Her $46,350 Bill, And 16 Other Famous People Who Were Banned From Places (yahoo.com)

Do you know who I am?

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Nets' Kyrie Irving tells Biden to get Brittney Griner home: 'POTUS, do your job' (msn.com)

Kyrie Irving should offer himself in that trade with Russia. Unless, he's chicken.