Share your favorite quote (s)!

[1stwahine]

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hahahahaha! You have a great wife CraigWatanabe!

...and yet another one:

It's not the men in your life that counts.
It's the life in your men.

Mae West

(Auntie Lynn)

[Pua'i Mana'o]

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From one of my favorite authors, Ms Dorothy Parker:

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.

There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!

[mel]

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This one came from a friend of mine: "Brevity is next to Godliness."

[kimo55]

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"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to do" Janis Joplin's Bobbie McGee.

uh, noooo, that would be Kris Kristofferson's Bobbie McGee.
Janis simply help a lil to popularise it. But it is his.

[Leo Lakio]

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"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to do" Janis Joplin's Bobbie McGee.

As kimo55 noted - written by Kris Kristofferson.

And the line is "Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."
Gives it a different meaning...

[craigwatanabe]

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Thanks for the corrections...it's been a while since I heard that song, but yeah when you change that last word the meaning is more profound.

[adrian]

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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.

You can't make a person love you...you can only stalk them and hope for the best.

"Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow." - Don Herold

Probably my only serious quote here:

"Common sense ain't common" - Will Rogers

[kimo55]

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

hohaaaa! goodun.

[1stwahine]

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Chris Rock's "Quote of the Year"

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.

Need I say more?"

(Auntie Lynn)

[Mahi Waina]

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"When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging!" - Walt Whitman

"Anger is like throwing a hot coal. It burns the one throwing it as much as the one being thrown at." - The Buddha

"Working is for chumps" - Homer Simpson

[alohabear]

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant
wife and a troubled child, but
somehow I managed to fit in eight
hours of TV a day. -Homer Simpson

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?-Homer Simpson

Funny man .....classic quotes!

[MadAzza]

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"People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think."

George Carlin

[timkona]

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From the internet a couple years ago - author unknown

"Good men must fight the good fight harder than bad men fight the bad fight. The alternative is terrifying."

[kimo55]

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Funny man .....classic quotes!

uh. he's not real. it's the writers...

[alohabear]

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uh. he's not real. it's the writers...

Dan makes him REAL.