Tiger Woods injured in car accident!

[Walkoff Balk]

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AT&T has decided to drop its sponsorship of Tiger Woods.

So, they got Luke Wilson as the spokesperson.

[surlygirly]

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Guess they had to find someone with a bigger head than Tiger Woods to fill the spot!

[Walkoff Balk]

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Guess they had to find someone with a bigger head than Tiger Woods to fill the spot!

Is his head big or is the camera too close? Is their noggin just as big when you see them in real life? I heard that having a bigger hat size helps an actor get acting gigs.

[Frankie's Market]

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A Colorado man re-labels some bottles of Gatorade with a parody Tiger Woods/Gatorade label as a prank. And now, he could be in trouble for it.

[Frankie's Market]

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More fallout from the scandal: GM is no longer providing Tiger with free Caddys.

[Walkoff Balk]

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http://blogs.golf.com/presstent/2010...=si_topstories

Is that Tiger Woods or the Unabomber?

[Walkoff Balk]

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Sex rehab had to release Tiger Woods because John Edwards is still out there.

[Leo Lakio]

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Sex rehab had to release Tiger Woods because John Edwards is still out there.

Does no one else find it vaguely amusing that we are discussing the sexual misadventures of men named "Wood(s)" and "John"?

[tutusue]

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I guess my overly puritanical mind and disdain for anything even remotely "dirty" prevented me from noticing the obvious.

[Walkoff Balk]

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Does no one else find it vaguely amusing that we are discussing the sexual misadventures of men named "Wood(s)" and "John"?

Why wasn't there a sex scandal with the frustrated Dick Cheney?

[Leo Lakio]

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Why wasn't there a sex scandal with the frustrated Dick Cheney?

Because thinking about anything sexual involving Dick Cheney is just so ...

... oop! 'Scuse me. Just threw up in my mouth a little bit there ...

[Kaonohi]

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I've seen some photos of Elin Nordegren, Tiger's soon to be Ex-wife, circulating on the internet.
How he could EVER be unfaithful...??? I don't get it.

Maybe it was her tattoo?

[Walkoff Balk]

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Tiger Woods has a press conference tomorrow. Why isn't he answering questions? So, he's just going to read out loud what his lawyers wrote.

[Frankie's Market]

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Tiger Woods has a press conference tomorrow. Why isn't he answering questions? So, he's just going to read out loud what his lawyers wrote.

Mark my words. Everything at Friday's press conference will be carefully orchestrated and choreographed. There will be a multitude of apologies. Some tears shed....... And then he'll announce the tournament where he will be making his comeback. You watch.

[Sharilyn]

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http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/de...rn=golf,220734

So this is how it's going to go.Tiger Woods, rather than getting a hero's welcome for his return to golf, is being met with scorn, derision and a level of disrespect that would have been unthinkable even three months ago.