Female Genital Enhancement?

[1stwahine]

Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

REALLY?!?

Now that door is for sure shut, locked and bolted down!!! YIKES!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

tooooooooooooo funnnnnnny!

Auntie Lynn

[Mokihana]

Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

Eh, "blowing bubbles" was from one of Bruddah IZ's funniest jokes! And it's on his live CD, I think.

Yeah, that's the one. I laugh even thinking about it!!

[Random]

Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

Note to self: never "eavesdrop" on women talking hygiene.

Excuse me while I go clean my "ears" with steel pipe brush.

[alohacandy]

Re: Female Genital Enhancement?

REALLY?!?

Now that door is for sure shut, locked and bolted down!!! YIKES!

Hahaha! I doubt it! She's married to a younger man who is in great shape. She still talks about how "active" my grandparents were well into their 70s....even as my grandfather was dying from lung cancer. Go figure.

[cynsaligia]

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the american college of obstetricians gynecologists has weighed in on such procedures.

from slate.com's "human nature" column:

Gynecologists denounced cosmetic vagina surgery. A "committee opinion" by the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists says: 1) " 'vaginal rejuvenation,' 'designer vaginoplasty,' 'revirgination,' and 'G-spot amplification' procedures are not medically indicated, nor is there documentation of their safety and effectiveness." 2) Your genitals are probably normal, so you don't need to "fix" them. 3) If you worry about your sexual adequacy, try counseling before surgery. 4) Cosmetic procedures "can cause complications such as infection, altered sensation, pain and scarring." Rebuttal by doctors who do the surgery: It's safe enough, and women ask us for it. Rebuttal by ACOG: They ask for it because you sleazeballs promote it on TV and make women feel inadequate for being less than porn stars. Human Nature's question: If genital surgery is a crime when you don't want it (as in female "circumcision") but a right when you want it (as in changing your sex), is it OK when you want it because a TV show made you think you need it?

[Karen]

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LOL this thread ain't diein! It's a riot.....

Okay, again, seriously? If a woman works with weights and concentrates on certain muscles she'll not even be tempted to have surgery, lol too gross.

Course it is the babyboomer generation that was the most selfish, I think, and the Stones' song "Can't Get No Satisfaction" surely was written for and about, US. Our gum must always have more intense and better flavor, our foods spicier and sex the same, goes without saying, our pleasures better deliver maximum bang for their buck, oh I think I'll stop now cuz these words have me LMAO.

[sinjin]

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"Rebuttal by ACOG: They ask for it because you sleazeballs promote it on TV and make women feel inadequate for being less than porn stars."

Somehow I doubt this quote. Why is it women are so often depicted as pawns? Can't a women know her own mind and not be a dupe? Can't a women embrace an aesthetic without being painted as pressured or mislead?

[Glen Miyashiro]

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Okay, again, seriously? If a woman works with weights and concentrates on certain muscles she'll not even be tempted to have surgery, lol too gross.

You can lift weights with those muscles?

[1stwahine]

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You can lift weights with those muscles?

I dunno wat kine Po'ge Karen get but, but, neba mind.

(goes back eating twizzler)heheheh

Auntie Lynn

[sinjin]

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Okay, again, seriously? If a woman works with weights and concentrates on certain muscles she'll not even be tempted to have surgery, lol too gross.

No amount of weightlifting will reduce the dimensions of a woman's labia. Surgery for this is a big part of the enhancements being routinely done nowadays.

[Karen]

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Glen, LMAO again!

Sinjin, I never said that any amount of weightlifting changes the labia, I said that is a person lifts and concentrates on certain areas of the female bod that the person won't WANT to change the labia....cuz that won't matter, not with all of the internal muscle action, LOLLL. and that is all I am saying about that, but will give you a hint.....it is possible for the female bod to make farting sounds but the sound is not coming from where farts come from. LMAO....mods, delete this if you see fit. I am being as uh...medically oriented as I can, and not crude, if that's possible here.

[SusieMisajon]

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Glen, LMAO again!

Sinjin, I never said that any amount of weightlifting changes the labia, I said that is a person lifts and concentrates on certain areas of the female bod that the person won't WANT to change the labia....cuz that won't matter, not with all of the internal muscle action, LOLLL. and that is all I am saying about that, but will give you a hint.....it is possible for the female bod to make farting sounds but the sound is not coming from where farts come from. LMAO....mods, delete this if you see fit. I am being as uh...medically oriented as I can, and not crude, if that's possible here.

Yes, it's possible. Sometimes during sex, air is forced into the vagina, and 'farts' out.

[cynsaligia]

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LOL this thread ain't diein! It's a riot.....

Okay, again, seriously? If a woman works with weights and concentrates on certain muscles she'll not even be tempted to have surgery, lol too gross.

Course it is the babyboomer generation that was the most selfish, I think, and the Stones' song "Can't Get No Satisfaction" surely was written for and about, US. Our gum must always have more intense and better flavor, our foods spicier and sex the same, goes without saying, our pleasures better deliver maximum bang for their buck, oh I think I'll stop now cuz these words have me LMAO.

No amount of weightlifting will reduce the dimensions of a woman's labia. Surgery for this is a big part of the enhancements being routinely done nowadays.

Glen, LMAO again!

Sinjin, I never said that any amount of weightlifting changes the labia, I said that is a person lifts and concentrates on certain areas of the female bod that the person won't WANT to change the labia....cuz that won't matter, not with all of the internal muscle action, LOLLL. and that is all I am saying about that, but will give you a hint.....it is possible for the female bod to make farting sounds but the sound is not coming from where farts come from. LMAO....mods, delete this if you see fit. I am being as uh...medically oriented as I can, and not crude, if that's possible here.

Yes, it's possible. Sometimes during sex, air is forced into the vagina, and 'farts' out.

for the love of baby jesus (trademark, paul ogata). just say what it is--flatus vaginalis (yes, people--there's an actual latin term for it), more commonly known as a queef. no need to convulse like a juvenile into giggles and talk incoherently for the sake of fake prudence.

i'm not understanding what tie is being drawn between women weightlifting and a lack of desire to alter oneself (vaginally or elsewhere) with surgery, and queefing. i've watched a few women's body building competitions and quite a number of the top competitors clearly had breast augmentation done. i didn't notice that any of them queefed whilst onstage. of course, no one was holding a microphone to their nanis. so, karen, why don't you just stop LOLing and LYAO like a giddy girl, compose yourself, and use adult words to say whatever it is you're alluding to.

[Karen]

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Oh, for the love of God, Cyn, get a grip and a sense of humor, life's too short. Yeah, even when talking to ME. (In other words, get over it.)

Susie, not just during sex. A gal can simply be using ankle weights and doing calisthenic-type leg lifts and be the loudest thing in the room besides the music, LOL.

[MatildaRose]

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Oh, for the love of God, Cyn, get a grip and a sense of humor, life's too short. Yeah, even when talking to ME. (In other words, get over it.)

Susie, not just during sex. A gal can simply be using ankle weights and doing calisthenic-type leg lifts and be the loudest thing in the room besides the music, LOL.

You're right; life's too short, and I think you should LOL and LYAO whenever the mood inspires you. For the record, I hear you on the leg lift/musical toots!